Today I learned how to do a weighted random selection algorithm.

I get a lot of errors when writing code. Then I remember that I need to save what I was working on before rerunning my tests.

you will now be banned from Twitter if you mention the core tenet of leftism: that elon musk is a pedophile

if I were stranded at burning man, thirsty and tired, and looked up and saw Neal Katyal in a chromatic beanie, that would be the end of my life.

FUCK OFF

It is 2023 and I just had to explain to someone how Firefly is just Confederate apologia.

folks, it’s here

Elon Musk post saying “I have overcome the desire to be liked”

this has to be one of the least true things of all time

solving the advertiser exodus by implementing subscriptions but then trying to pay those subscribers in order to drive up advertising revenue is like an ouroboros of dogshit business decisions

I'm not even mad, I was just so impressed with just the sheer audacity.

I've worked support, you always check, right? No harm no foul. I'm watching this person work. And I watch them go to the microsoft support site, put me in the chat support queue, and disconnect.

I'm having an issue with a Microsoft product for years, and today I decide I'm going to reach out to support and get it fixed. I get on their support chat, and explain the problem to a human. They ask to screen share and start poking around my settings - Things I've already checked but I dont mind.

email subject: Introducing the Venmo Teen Debit Card

shh no one tell matt gaetz

British Museum antiquities thief alleged to be veteran curator Peter Higgs Higgs, who was sacked earlier this year, is alleged to have sold uncategorised items from the museum's collection on eBay as early as 2016

oh a veteran curator at the British Museum is stealing artifacts and profiting from them??

wow. I didn’t know that. you’re telling me now for the first time

A conversation with the newspaper owner raided by cops Eric Meyer says his paper had been investigating the police chief prior to the raids on his office and home.

Whaddya know: That Kansas newspaper bizarrely raided by the cops was investigating allegations of sexual misconduct by the chief of police. thehandbasket.substack.com/p/a-conversation-with-th...

challenge accepted

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https://youtu.be/1liOZ1fW1F8

Zoom requiring employees to return to the office is just, a symbol of how stupid everything is.

It’s hilarious to me how specific media has to be to not make Oppenheimer sound like a loser compared to Barbie. The former is the second highest grossing WW2 movie of all time and Barbie clears a billion dollars.

In every reported case where police mistakenly arrested someone using facial recognition, that perso... Facial recognition software has always had trouble telling Black people apart, yet police departments are still using it.

I want to blame the just the tech, but we can all agree that the cops helped.

Elon Musk and Joseph Rogan are what stupid people think smart people are like.

It made me think of the end of The Graduate.

The slow fade to bokeh.

THE END CREDITS WRECKED ME

If everyone on this planet just stopped sneezing, how long would it take for you to notice?

Photoshopped NYT Opinion piece entitled, "Is the Cure to Male Loneliness Joining An Eve Online Corporation?"

Spartans Were Losers The U.S. military’s admiration of a proto-fascist city-state is based on bad history.

Sparta Is No Model for U.S. Soldiers (foreignpolicy.com)

i can’t wait to deadname twitter

www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2023/07/19/tomm...

He's also stupid.