it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit

I am sick of experts cautioning that more research is needed

Fuck off with that

How long does it take to drive to the store, buy a pack of cigarettes, and spend the rest of the day smoking them

Smaller your body, the less you need to take care of it

He’s expressing that Democrats lack ambition. To see anything like the GOP’s project 2025 from Democrats you’d have to go back to The New Deal. He isn’t saying that coalition had better unity, just a more expansive vision.

My cell has sprouted lush forests and verdant plains teeming with game

I don’t know who that is but I’m sorry that happened to you

Ahh… I have seen people get so drunk they are limp and unresponsive from chugging liquor but I agree this is not typical alcoholic behavior

I don’t get it. If he was totally passed out drunk in a locked room and they had to bash the door down, why does that imply cocaine? To me it sounds like he just passed out based on that headline

Gestating or gesticulating or whatever

“Evil” 🤔

Hollywood is afraid to show strong mature women playing a central role and throwing up all over the set

Star Wars fans are always waiting around for things

I didn’t know that wow

🙈

A big wet book

If it wasn’t for Trader Joe’s ample (and rotating!) selection of potent potables I would shoot myself

Dogs

Ok just got thrrough

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They done got me again

Banana ghost

Banana god

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I think of this skeet everyday and it has come to define my neurodiversity, so that’s a thing

Emotion unlocked: sadness

They’re going to tickle me at work tomorrow

It takes giraffes a long time to throw up

It’s wasps that do that

There’s nothing illegal about stealing from a Big Corporation.

Make me

… 😉

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