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Posts by Jose Jϕel, Alien Space Klowny TechPriest, Engineer

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Safe zero-copy operations in C# My attempt at talking about one of the most underrated features of C#.

new blog post: Safe zero-copy operations in C#

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I only ask one question in job interviews. 

"Would you still work for me if I were a worm?"

If they say yes, I make them prove it. 

I go to my closet and get my human-sized worm costume. 

The candidate watches me crawl inside it. 

I lie on the floor below their chair, gently moving my tail from side to side.

I stare up at them in silence, waiting for them to speak while wriggling.

This usually lasts 15-20 minutes until they get freaked out and leave. 

If a candidate says no, I hire them immediately.

You're an idiot if you would work for a worm.

They can't speak or run a business.

You should only work for human bosses.

I only ask one question in job interviews. "Would you still work for me if I were a worm?" If they say yes, I make them prove it. I go to my closet and get my human-sized worm costume. The candidate watches me crawl inside it. I lie on the floor below their chair, gently moving my tail from side to side. I stare up at them in silence, waiting for them to speak while wriggling. This usually lasts 15-20 minutes until they get freaked out and leave. If a candidate says no, I hire them immediately. You're an idiot if you would work for a worm. They can't speak or run a business. You should only work for human bosses.

would you still work for me if I were a worm?

7 months ago 850 136 30 21
"What's this?"

"Your game sir."

"No that can't be right I haven't downloaded it yet."

"You just put the disc in and your machine will run it whenever you like."

#memes #meme #golden #age #gaming #is #dead

"What's this?" "Your game sir." "No that can't be right I haven't downloaded it yet." "You just put the disc in and your machine will run it whenever you like." #memes #meme #golden #age #gaming #is #dead

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Jucika Receives Love Letters

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Algorithms, de Jeff Erickson: más de 470 páginas sobre los fundamentos e ideas tras todo tipo de algoritmos La clase magistral de Jeff Erickson sobre algoritmos: gratis, extensa y perfecta para convertir problemas en simples ejercicios mentales.

Algorithms, de Jeff Erickson: más de 470 páginas sobre los fundamentos e ideas tras todo tipo de algoritmos | #libros #ordenadores #software #matemáticas | por @alvy.bsky.social www.microsiervos.com/archivo/orde...

7 months ago 31 12 0 0
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Super Mario RPG 🍄✨

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A dragon flies through a dusty skies above a ruined tower.  This is a normal morning in the Sea of Dust.

A dragon flies through a dusty skies above a ruined tower. This is a normal morning in the Sea of Dust.

Day 165, random old school TTRPG art from random book: “Livng Greyhawk Gazetteer”, WOTC 2000, Vince Locke, page 155. #ttrpg #d&d #dnd #ad&d #3e #fantasyart #art #ttrpgcommunity #dndart #greyhawk

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My wife shared this with me and I’m tellin you… it’s worth the read.

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The bugs are eating my code! (You Are The Code)
The bugs are eating my code! (You Are The Code) You Are The Code is a really interesting and unique concept. In it, you're only controls are to move up and down the lines of code and then execute the line you currently have selected. Those lines of code might, for example, move you to another line or assign numbers to variables, and your goal is

This programming puzzle game is full of bugs eating your code!
www.youtube.com/watc...

8 months ago 11 3 0 0
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o sale muy bien o muy mal esto

9 months ago 23 1 2 1
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This is BlueSky,,, not a Coldplay concert
July 18, 2025 at 6:02 PM

FLAVOR FLAV • @flavorflav.bsky.social • 2d I saw Flavor Flav in the mirror Bluesky • @bsky.app • 3d what's the most random interaction you've ever had with a celebrity? 431 1 2.1K 18.1K •• • Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social • 1d Aw now that's cheating 1 1 FLAVOR FLAV @flavorflav.bsky.social Follow This is BlueSky,,, not a Coldplay concert July 18, 2025 at 6:02 PM

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9 months ago 14307 1380 94 61
a spiky elf lord black on yellow

a spiky elf lord black on yellow

big dick is back in town! uwu

9 months ago 697 104 17 1
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Still debating whether to add those yellow eyes 👀 or not…

#IndieGame #GameDev #SoloDev #IndieDev #IndieGameDev #IndieGames #IndieLove #PixelArt #beep8

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Ink Noodles

Ink Noodles

Brain was melted today so just did a whole loada noodling in-between some easier tasks

9 months ago 313 28 6 0
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seven pixel art [not-lizard people] in a cave

seven pixel art [not-lizard people] in a cave

i've been writing an article on the [not-lizard people] in my game and will post it soon!

if you're the sort of person who wants to read about third eyes, communal crèches, and a conjectural gender politics of a species of protogynous hermaphrodites, have i got you covered.

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Duck Soup "Lost Ending"
Duck Soup "Lost Ending" YouTube video by The Marx Brothers Council Podcast

No Kings!

youtu.be/JvEhiNqSn_Q

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beneath apple manor has become my favorite ultra-simple level generation algorithm

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Lady Knight sketch:

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One of the funniest jokes in TV history big RIP

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dungeon with moon sliver in bg

dungeon with moon sliver in bg

A few more @lospec.com #pixel_dailies from later in the week: the prompt from 5/30 was *crime* with a one-bit palette -- lospec.com/palette-list...

10 months ago 19 1 0 0
creaky floor with a giant abyss in the middle and a ladder leading down

creaky floor with a giant abyss in the middle and a ladder leading down

the 5/31 @lospec.com #pixel_dailies #pixelart prompt was *hole* with a very fun two bit palette (lol at the name and prompt pairing, yes) lospec.com/palette-list...

10 months ago 37 1 0 0
its a drawing of monoco and noco from expedition 33. its mid

its a drawing of monoco and noco from expedition 33. its mid

monoco & noco

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[image of real-life beekeeper costume and a detail from a painting by Peter Brueghel the Elder]

[image of real-life beekeeper costume and a detail from a painting by Peter Brueghel the Elder]

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one thing I respect about medieval beekeepers is their total commitment to looking like Doctor Who villains

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Just went 4-1-2 at the @scgcon.bsky.social cEDH 5k with turbo SpongeBob!

Only took my first loss in the finals!

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Wizard Lineart

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Lady of Thorns

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