Is the bird app broken again?

This must be how being $6.1 billion richer feels

“Siri, who is the most valuable sports franchise in North America?”

I’m choosing… and I’m choosing to NOT be a fan of this “Mack Hollins” signing

Beggers can’t be choosers. Patriots, you have struck out at every turn with WRs. Go do what it takes to get Kupp while the price is cheap

The Heisman Trophy winner

$20 mil a year for Justin Fields is certainly a choice

Seahawks traded Geno Smith just to sign white Geno Smith

Make Milton Williams your new Jeffery Simmons, Vrabs

ELIOT THAT SON OF A BITCH WOKE UP AND SNORTED 5 LINES

a man is sitting in a chair with the words three strikes you out behind him ALT: a man is sitting in a chair with the words three strikes you out behind him

Listen up, DOGE boy…

Carlton Davis as CB2 means…

WR1

Thank you for waking up, Eliot. Now don’t you dare go back to sleep!

Anyone saying the Patriots aren’t missing cause these are “overpays” does not deserve the right to complain. You can not expect to sign everyone to market friendly deals, especially when you’ve won 8 games in two years

ELIOT WOLF I AM ASKING FOR THE LAST TIME, WAKE UP!

Robert Spillane is a good signing if for no other reason than it takes Jahlani Tavai off the field.

I believe “drip” is what the kids call it nowadays

Ok ok I can get down with this

Are we sure that “Kaleb” kid from Patriots twitter isn’t behind this somehow so he doesn’t get absolutely clowned on for his fake ass “reports”?

Fuck it, just draft Hunter or McMillan and call it a day

Eliot Wolf I am begging you to WAKE UP

Rapoport about to run up the score with no competition over here

Me showing up to the DOGE office in about 10 minutes

You’ll never guess what just happened to Twitter (again)

Unbelievable timing.

Milton Williams
Chris Godwin
Cam Robinson
Charvarius Ward
Javon Holland
Dan Moore
Anyone that’s talented

Who knew Davon Godchaux to the Saints would break Twitter?

Headed into DC to give Elon the what for. He won’t get away with ruining NFL free agency. Not on my watch bucko

Twitter down on NFL free agency day. Get your ass over here Schefty

I’ve been a bit quiet around these parts, but I’m confident in saying… Drake Maye is so fuckin elite