Genuinely cannot believe the amount of people that clapped at the end of the Mario movie

Just had actual plane shit dump on me. I kinda wanna kms

Imagine if I didn’t have the stress of having to work 5 planes at the same time and also getting a speeding citation at the airport. I’m this close to crashing out 🤌

I’m still sick but starting to feel and look human again. Have to work in 20 mph winds and freezing rain. I don’t think I’m recovering anytime soon

Being called a “hero” by the pilots and operations will inflate my ego until my NyQuil induced coma later

At work with a low grade fever, muscle chills and anything I put in my body I violently explode like a spitter from L4D2. But I do be craving a shamrock shake

In the 48 pages of troubleshooting paperwork and 4 pages of MEL paperwork I get like zero pictures. So I’m asking my buddy who’s done it before if I’m doing it right like this 😭

The worst thing Japan has done to me is put me down the rabbit hole of building Gunpla and Seattle having a fundamental hobby store is just. The best

Carrots being good for your vision being British propaganda has been reality shattering for me

Me watching you make this post

I get off of work at 1030am, hour drive home then be back again at 4pm. Or I can steal a work truck, hide somewhere at the airport and pass out until my shift like a real mechanic

I am staving off my hunger at work with stolen Coke Zero smh

I just lost my dooooooooooooooog

Shrimp Heaven Now

I haven’t showered since last year

May I request some spit m’lord?

I’m seeing poor pit etiquette at a fucking Emo Nite lmaoo

Just finding out my parents are in Rome so they could attend Christmas mass at the Vatican. Insane work

Should’ve asked her about her work on Grown Ups 2

I guess I met Salma Hayek

Fool me once shame on me, teach a man to fool me and I’ll be fooled for the rest of my life

I’ve been fucking with this alt-right coworker all week to feel something. He’s big mad lmaoo

I don’t know what the deal is about blowjobs. My jaw always hurts after

Why tf are there so many people here at 4 am??????

Can’t believe 2017 was 5 years ago

I clearly have a preference

That’s very Filipino of you

With friends like these who needs birth control

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Gave it a day after watching. The Chainsaw Man movie is anime movie of the year. Forgot how painfully good the Reze Arc is