“Hey Reid! Amazon here, we’ve got two words for your stage gear look…Hamburglar Cosplay!”

Fair warning; If you try to serve me tentacles, I will leave your Super Bowl party a very nasty Yelp review.

How is it that Taylor Sheridan was able to give Jerry Jones a better scene and monologue in two minutes than he's given any of his female characters in the entire run of the show? (2/2)

We finally got caught up on #Landman, which somehow is simultaneously very entertaining & also not good. Someone described it as "Billy Bob Thornton Billy Bob Thornton-ing harder than anyone has ever Billy Bob Thornton-ed before," and that feels pretty much dead on. One question... (1/2)

Every book is an "educational book," even if the only lesson you learn is, "Man, this book sucks."

After the last two weeks of travelling and seeing family, friends, coworkers, bandmates, and everyone else, I've come to a conclusion.

No matter what grouping I'm in, I am always the Joe Walsh of it.

New Phone Idea: If I have to purposefully double-click and use Face ID to buy something, I should have to pass at least that same level of security to prevent me taking an accidental low-level picture of myself where I look like Honey Boo Boo's mom, circa 2011.

Oh, me too, Jenga. Me too.
#JengaTheCat #MakeTheWorldGoAway