I was today's years old when I discovered Ethiopian Teff bread. DELICIOUS!

Comrades, the 27th Patriotic Assault into Meatgrinder direction has gained momentous success, conquering 28cm of Novorossyia at the cost of only 94 heroes to motherland and 16 Ladas to widows, and therefore will be repeated tomorrow morning.

The EU now requires all Mobile Phones to be sold with easily replaceable and standardised batteries, as they used to be.

From 2027 they all will be again, in Europe.

Wait until patients' hospital e-charts start showing prediction contracts for their demise.

Even the Nazis were savy enough to realize that calling a ship of their navy "Deutschland" might be an embarrassment if/when it sank.

This is such a nauseating stew of simmering pathologies and resentments of subnormal techbros.

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

A thing of beauty (Menecno's solution to the problem of doubling the volume of a cube)

exploding Nuremberg swastika YouTube video by Tim Combs

Only one worthy use
youtu.be/Yb_Il7mN87U?...

Gotta love Italian breaucratese.
Local park closed due to pest control activity. Activity explanation #2 reads: "Sexual confusion intervention targeted to the pine tree processionary"

(I think it means they introduce sterile but otherwise healthy bugs)

Digital in(ter)vention? 😃

Or do calligraphy with your mechanical parrot

Can't wait for his rendition of "BLESSED be the moneylenders, because they own all the camels and the needle eyes, some say the knitting needles too, isn't that a nice word, knitting, no one used it until I invented it and whispered it to Jesus..."

<DavidAttemboroughVoice>
The American reactionary Catholic in the wild is a sight to behold. Part Torquemada, part Oliver Hardy, it never cease to baffle the unsuspecting naturalist.
</DavidAtemboroughVoice>

But it must be done in a positive fashion, to avoid being accused of "destroying institutions". Publish a list of 3 Dem-acceptable nominees for Dump to choose from for each opening. If he picks one of those, they'll get a vote. If not, not. Ensure the rightmost of them fits to the left of Sotomayor

It exists in a superposition od idiotic and horrifying.

Irish appropriation!

In case you missed it: first-person video footage of the U.S. Navy Divers Medical Team opening the hatch and entering inside the Orion Integrity capsule to meet the Artemis II heros

U.S. Navy Courtesy Asset/ Explosive Ordnance Disposal Group One

www.dvidshub.net/video/100269...

#Artemis 🧪🔭

Pope James David Vance the First The vice president has decided he’s a more accomplished theologian than Leo XIV.

I wanna report a murder

“Vance’s response to Leo’s statements came during an interview at a Turning Point USA event in Georgia. It was a sour cocktail of equal parts hubris and ignorance with a spritz of Vance’s trademark smarm” writes @radiofreetom.bsky.social

www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

She has a name, you know? A Soviet car's name too...

Whistleblower says Trump officials thought USAID did 'just abortions,' asked for 'Barney-style' slides before gutting agency, per new book Read an exclusive excerpt from Nicholas Enrich's "Into the Wood Chipper"

NEW—I got an exclusive excerpt from a USAID whistleblower's new book that made me gasp multiple times. It details Trump's dismantling of the humanitarian aid agency & his team/DOGE's shocking ignorance to public health.

'Into the Wood Chipper' by Nicholas Enrich is out tomorrow. Read excerpt here:

He's saying that confessions voluntarily given to the police by a subject who has not been made aware of their 5th am.t right to be silent are not admissible as evidence at their trial, if they are tried, and with various caveats about what "voluntarily" and "made aware" mean.

The F-69 Craptor is next level

Hungary has chosen Europe.

Europe has always chosen Hungary.

A country reclaims its European path.

The Union grows stronger.

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And the plot does not tell half the story: Obama golfed most often at Andrews AFB in Maryland, 1/2 hour drive from the White House. Donito Cheetolini has to be flown to Florida and back so he can cheat at golf and win pretend-trophys.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Aut...

She tries so so hard, when all she has to do is smile more, color her hair darker, and be a good secrAtary to her warrior daddy/brother.

Wow, never thought that a (legal) source of truth for that sort of questions would be stored in JSON - web service session logs, I guess.