no war on iran, hands off iran. the united states and israel are an existential threat to all human life.

i’ll never forget on The Breakfast Club when Charlemagne asked Webbie what he think about Obamacare and that nigga Webbie said “i don’t think nobody care mayne”

kid in a yellow shirt at a desk from the meme where he says “you know what? i’m just gonna say it. i don’t care that you broke your arm” but edited to say “i’m glad dick cheney’s dead”

what are u gonna do bsky, ban me?

guys I found my virginity

ca. 1400 Handgonne team firing

NOW

I think that Shaq will start coughing

Du Bois on what these assholes were really like

Nonzero chance this becomes a CIA torture method and I’m not even joking. The mental anguish this can be used to inflict is untold.

I told a joke once. Ruined my life. I vowed never to do it again.

it was the no no no no no of times
it was the lol wtf of times

I saw Flavor Flav in the mirror

A Twitter weirdo claiming that their friend killed himself because of "white ethnic cleansing"

Someone asks for proof of the friend's suicide from the previous post and the OP says the friend "stopped replying or posting' and thats their proof

shot / chaser

I am the gray man.

Close enough welcome back beanie babies

why is he only a torso

TYRESE HALIBURTON IS A MAD MAN

this happened on wheel of fortune tonight

Martini & a handsome man.

It’s Friday night—time to swap stress for gin and sin.

The Merry Drinker, by Frans Hals, 1629

Vernon Maxwell @VernonMaxwell11 I'm not sure why I'm getting so much heat from OKC fans. I think it's a great city. They have a great Walmart and the VHS section of their Blockbuster always has a nice selection. People in Utah would die to have those things. #begrateful

Lol. So many good ones.

Blake Griffin @blakegriffin23 Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster. 3:03 PM • Aug 15, 2011

My personal fav all time
NBA player tweet

homophobic pope is back. hopefully this deters youth from becoming devoutly religious

I will not play grand theft auto because it perpetuates car culture :/

don’t give them their freedom, because they’re not going to give you yours