Sometimes you pull up your goggles, wipe your eyes, then look up from the pile of scrap parts and grease and snapping jawsâbeyond the rusted screws and poisoned needles, past the paralytic gas jets and the phase spider launcherâŠand you see life for the beautiful trap it already is.
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Kobold facts: fresh fruit is a delicacy among kobolds, as most varieties are difficult to grow underground. Favorites include apples for their crunchy, savory sweetness, cherries for their tangy tartness, and watermelons for their innate ability to cause barbecues to happen around them.
Butts.
That is all.
Artists! Find the silly art books you liked as a kid and crack em open again. Itâs really fun to look at the foundational concepts that helped form your style, and to see what it was like to try to draw something for the joy of trying something.
Captain [Beverage]?
Oooo! It was instrumental in my art journey back in the day. It was always checked out at my local library (by me)
Thank you little friend. You are just as amazing. Yip!
Thatâs where I first heard it! I love Burnout 3, and its soundtrack! đ„â€ïžđ„
Figured youâd like it, plus the little bagpipe hits are fun!
(The book in question that Iâd be terrified to return to Lute late, twenty-odd years after!)
The one moment a librarian is a terrifying entityâŠwhen youâre returning that copy of Ed Emberlyâs Make-A-World you checked out in third grade, and youâre now thirty six!
Kobold facts: mud is an important resource in kobold society. Useful as a construction material, art medium and (sometimes) weapon, mud is an improviserâs dream in the deep murk of Ă kobold warren. These are also popular excuses for hatchlings tramping dirty feet all over a clean cave.
âAnimalâ by Mudmen might be the @renegadekangaroo.bsky.social theme song! Itâs punk as hell too - perfect for The Fightinâ Marsupial!
Have a kickass Tuesday, boyo!
The stream is late and I blame that ENTIRELY on Hobby Lobby and its inability to SKU properly!
Also ARTS and GOLDEN AXE LATER
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Upon investigating the nest, they swoop from the ceiling on improvised wings, yipping in their best impression of an eastern Carolina fire warbler.
Kobold facts: kobolds are comfortable with blood tests and draws, and are often brought in to help their dragons do the same. They are often equipped with kobold-made lollipops to coax their dragon and distract them from the needle. Six kobolds are needed to wield the big lolly properly.
Trapfinders chapter 6, page 26 "Loss of Focus"
Whisper's heart is a-flutter with infatuation; time to focus up!
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Kobold facts: most kobolds are incapable of fighting a tiger and winning reliably. All gnomes are incapable.
Hey we survived the storms! Time to draw and play games and hang out!
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Kobold facts: young dragons can be intimidated by their kobolds. The draconic zeal of kobolds when in their presence can be overwhelming and disorienting, especially if they get t-shirts printed up. Kobolds can be quieted (and further excited) by judicious use of force and intimidation.
Tiger is adorable as Alice!
Kobold facts: kobolds actually prefer big over-ear long coiled cable headphones to earbuds, mainly because itâs easier for Roy to know when they are ignoring him or if theyâre just rockinâ to some tunes. Additional issue: finding a 1 1/4â phono plug to USB-C adapter.
Streaming here in a moment! Drawing new comics (including my just-announced scifi comic!) and games!
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Guest artists, assemble! Maybe! Couldnât hurt!
I mean I am waiting for the âin your own words, please tell the jury your experience with Acme products.â
*silence, because Wile E.*
*lawyer has head in their hands*
*womp-wooooomp*
Oh no! Kobolds (and dragons for some reason) are statistically weak to disco! Theyâll be dancing and stayinâ alive while the mines sit empty!
Oh my god, Blue Max. Iâd forgotten that one! For some reason (and totally not influenced by my dad, Iâm sure) Iâm remembering the Apollo mission game as well as Shogun, but even now I have NO idea how to play Shogun.
Wow, brings me back to being a wee hatchling and playing (if you can call it that) Ace of Aces and Beachhead!
Tonight at 7:30pm CST we will be plunging into Trapfinders and Sidereal Cycle pages, and then weâll move on to some Golden Axe Warrior on the Master System! You can also now throw things at my face!!!
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Kobold facts: the mirror is a crowded place in the morning for kobold warrens, as everyone is trying to wash, moisturize and sunscreen their scales at the same time. Dragon-sized mirrors unfortunately provide less than half the warren (and their dragon) space for preening.