I don't need an alternative to Bluesky, I need to be online Less

acceptable

HEARTBREAKING: the most unfunny guy you know just made a great joke

it was not my intention to be smarmy and i apologize if i came off that way

how was i being smarmy?

youre very right and this wouldn’t worry me at all if the right weren’t the ones running all three branches as of january

ok so we have an elected official calling peaceful protestors broke tr4nnies that’s great

like if i wanted to go on x dot com and see what people are saying about this (i dont) i’m fairly certain that people on the right will be likening it to j6

j6 gives them an excuse that republican voters will slurp up tho

oh i dont think it’s comparable either but republicans will

doesn’t matter if YOU think j6ers in jail is justified or not. the right is salty about it and now the right is in power. peaceful protest is over guys it was nice while it lasted

unfortunately NJ is a swing state now so it can’t join in its current form. split it evenly across the middle at trenton and north jersey can join. south jersey belongs to PA

MA, CT, and NY are well known for hating each other but they’re probably the group of neighboring states with the most similar politics. would fw living in newyorkonnecticachusetts

bets on the first region to secede? my money’s on new england. massachusetts-connecticut as an independent country would go hard

yeah that’s it. the US is over party

went to a bakery that described itself as a “microbakery.” wtf is hipsters’ obsession with putting “micro” in front of everything. i have worked in a bakery smaller than that one and it just called itself a fucking bakery. the food was good tho

— never to be seen again. certified king behavior

zuo ci from romance of the three kingdoms is one of my favorite dudes of all time. lived to be 300 by getting massive amounts of pussy, came down from isolation on a mountain to screw with a politician he didn’t like using sorcery, and promptly disappeared back into the mountains

yeah DW7 is hot ass, DW8 is the way to go

yoooo it’s not just a me thing either???

Fuck it what’s your favorite Three Kingdoms meme

(ik this one is ironic but i would not be surprised if it wasn’t)

this site makes me feel like i stepped into a portal to 2016. RIP harambe 💔

Three Kingdoms: The Zhuge Liang/Zhou Yu Tom and Jerry situation is so funny. Zhou Yu is clearly a brilliant commander and super cool guy in his own right but unfortunately he decided to pick a fight with an actual wizard

oh ok

as a three kingdoms nerd: same