That’s where I remembered her name from! That shit was wild! She tried to defend it and everything!

>unarmed pleasure vessel inexplicably capable of running a blockade

What did he know?

Kean will miss votes once again this week - New Jersey Globe Rep. Tom Kean Jr. (R-Westfield) will miss votes once again this week due to a medical issue, his office has informed the New Jersey Globe, but the nature

so when is the national press going to notice that my congressman, frontline House Republican Tom Kean Jr., has missed more than a month of House votes due to an unspecified medical issue newjerseyglobe.com/congress/kea...

It’s a great day to set up a recurring donation to an NGO like Doctors Without Borders, the Palestinian Children’s Relief Fund, or the World Central Kitchen

Vanity plate on a sprinter van that says “GNOCCHI”

best vanity plate in NYC until proven otherwise

An image of Javik in Mass Effect 3. The text reads, "Randomly on this subject, my (Egyptian) wife had never heard of Stonehenge when I mentioned it recently, so I showed her photos of it, assuming she'd recognize the look but not the name etc., and she was just like, this is pathetic, your ancestors were small and weak".

And they’re both from NJ

Trump hates Pope Leo because he sees himself as the real vicar of Christ The president is trying to rebuild Christianity in his own image, but the first American pope is standing in the way

🧵Trump's war against Pope Leo is about something far larger than his foreign wars, it's actually a struggle for control of American Christianity.

This thread will summarize the main points of my latest essay about how Trumpism is a replacement Christianity. Continue or click through:

When I’ve been calling this asshole a useless dipshit, I didn’t realize he wasn’t even showing up

recalled pet laser toy

#Recall: JC Sales Recalls Lil' Buddies Pet Laser Toys; The recalled pet toys violate the mandatory standard for consumer products with button cell and coin batteries. Get refund. www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2026...

Cartoon of man exasperatedly throwing his hands up and saying "I guess"

Millions of lapsed Catholics realizing that they have become realigned with the Pope against their will

Beyond gaming: Episode 5 - Budgeting for art in TTRPGs - GMS Magazine Budetging for art in TTRPGs is quite a topic because art (real art) is not cheap and getting the right art is not easy either.

Ever thought about commissioning art for your TTRPG? In this episode of Beyond Gaming, Chris and I talk about how to approach the task of finding the right art and right artist for your project. www.gmsmagazine.com/beyond-gamin...

What you have to understand is that Catholics have much better drip

Cornell employee: oh hey u guys are back early
melittologist: bees haunted
Cornell employee: what?
melittologist [loading a bee smoker and getting back in the beekeeping van]: bees haunted

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

Charity Navigator - Rating for Palestine Children's Relief Fund Palestine Children's Relief Fund has earned a 4/4 Star rating on Charity Navigator. This Charitable Organization is headquartered in Los Angeles, CA.

Legitimate 501(c)(3) charities that aid Palestinians, including Gazans:

1) Palestine Children's Relief Fund (PCRF): see profile on Charity Navigator at
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it’s BRUCE he rolled a 6 :(

it’s BRUCE he’s lamenting his terrible roll

you’re rolling like shit bruce get it together man

Monsters from the original Dungeons and Dragons Book 2 - Monsters and Treasures, and what they get at the gas station.

NARRATOR: WE DID NOT IN FACT GET IT TOGETHER IN TIME

happy confederate surrender day! let us remember the sacrifice of those who suffered and died to end one of the most wretched institutions ever created, and also remember that next time we need to hang the fuckin’ traitors

Absolutely exhausting, but also profoundly morally corrosive, to live like this.

In 2016, a bunch of us were told that we were just being dramatic, we didn't need to be upset, there were checks and balances, we didn't need to worry and that things could not possibly get as bad as we imagined because no one would ever let that happen. Anyways,

I’ve been thinking about this guy almost daily for ten fucking years. essentially my entire 30’s. when he finally croaks I imagine I’ll let out a sigh so deep it realigns my fucking spine

I am thinking, again, about Pastor Yeison Cortes Vasquez, from just up the road from me. I am thinking about how he spent Easter in a cage instead of with his congregation.

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Have you heard the Good News?

Star Trek The Search for Spock scene. Our Lord Spock is pictured in a white robe. He stands surrounded by his shipmates who are all older here than they were in the TV show. Sulu is smiling and touching Spock's chest for some reason. Uhura, Chekov, Scotty, and Bones stand close and all seem thrilled to see him, but are otherwise practicing self control and not feeling his chest. Despite being surrounded by friends, Spock is staring only at Kirk, for obvious reasons.

He is risen

When people say "save the bees," in the US we really need to include native bees, which do not include honeybees.

Honeybees are invasive. They are not the worst invasive species out there; they have positive effects as well as negative. But they're invasive.