The "I Told You So" Tour

This one is probably going to escape consequences the way Harding did.

Kleptocracy is funny that way.

Time for a classic.

But Robert! I've been reliably told that eggs were expensive and pronouns were scary.

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Ladies and gentlemen, the recipient of the second annual Elise Stefanik Award For Selling Your Soul For The Least Gain.

Conor Lamb, come on down.

Can't even stop humiliating themselves when they have nothing left to lose.

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It was a really long-distance call.

This is the same guy who doesn't know the difference between political asylum and mental asylum, after all.

I'm astonished we got a 4th for Gary. Taking advantage of Jerry Jones again. Gotta hope for more out of Sorrell and Oliver this year.

We appreciate your service.

Sucks for us, but very happy for Malik. Also probably just turned the 7th-round pick we traded for him into a 3rd.

Stormy Daniels said the same, but we're all still living with the consequences.

He's out standing in his field instead of chasing the QB.

Gutey committing elder abuse again.

Gotta think Morgan will be an upgrade after the worst season of Walker's career too.

Watch out, all dogs of DC! Kristi Noem may be looking to blow off some steam tonight.

I'm waiting for him to suggest that people who live near the ocean keep chainsaws with them in case they happen across any whale carcasses.

Rick Nielsen from Cheap Trick has appeared during all three Aerosmith concerts and the one Pearl Jam concert that I've attended.

With a hint of jealousy?

What to do when you can't do a shirtless workout video with Putin? Call in Kid Rock, obviously.

Imagine saying this out loud. Now imagine saying this out loud to a TV host of Jewish descent.