Monkeys are a higher life form than rats.

Surely you’d turn right to get there?

But they use AI to assess if you’ve written stuff with AI and the quality of that assessment is no better than AI writing. Perfectly good, original sentences still get flagged as AI. We should kill the AI. With hammers.

That doesn’t get mentioned enough - loads of the sketches on SNL are just average at best. It’s no Fast Show. Would be funny (and great) if the UK version has a higher hit rate of great comedy.

A lad in our class said he had bionics in his arms and legs, like Steve Austin. When we went round to his house to see them he said we couldn’t as they were being cleaned.

I’d pay to watch the documentary of this.

That’s a really good summing up of the problem.

The people yelling are idiots.

Superb.

And it’s not shitting, which is nice.

Pickford is God.

It would block social mobility and does nothing to address the actual complex financial and moral issues of student funding. You would think a £350k pa VC would be capable of making a more coherent argument for changing the funding model, rather than opting for a cruel clickbait headline.

But it makes your ice cream melt if it’s hot.

Hambusters. Explosive WWII meat.

Think I’ll give up caring for Lent.

That’s obviously something AI would say.

A chocolate ice cream in the shape of a cute little capybara, which has become somewhat flattened against the side of the clear plastic prison in which it is encased. It is sitting, lopsided, in a freezer, which is as much a metaphor for life today as it is a location. That said, it seems undaunted.

We all have days when we feel like a squashed chocolate ice cream capybara…

The comments are brilliant.

Ratcliffe is the perfect example as to why we should abolish the honours system.

He’s done nothing for the country he milks his profits from - in fact, he wants to pollute it with fracking - and he thinks poor people and foreigners are to blame for society’s problems, not billionaires like him.

Fair enough 😁

A post from @anon_opin: I honestly think that if Jason Donovan rereleased his 1989 song “too many broken hearts in the world” but replaced the words ‘broken hearts’ with ‘fucking cunts’ he’s got a worldwide hit on his hands.

Why not credit @anonopin.bsky.social where you took this from?

Isn’t Streeting AI generated?

Oh for the spud old days...

That’s Borderline offensive.

I’m sorry Dave, I can’t do that.

Surely he'd be on the right?

He wears nappies.

Where do I sign up?

Disappointing lack of dildoes, dead bodies or inappropriate wildlife in the reflections there.

Except that bloke who took out a court order to stop The Clash’s singer using them. He tried to ban Joe’s banjos.

“They injected a light into me, a really bright light. The brightest.”