My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.

sorry boss only got tinctures, tonics, and solutions right now

Unconstitutional force. Civilians dead. Congress bypassed. Oil interests front and center.

We’ve seen this movie before and it ends in blood. But we don’t have to do it again.

are you fucked in the head?

More images of strikes coming in from around Caracas

a nice family of binomes watching me drop a new Baldur's Gate 3 save on them

you get far enough into contrarianism/building your identity solely around making other people mad then youre bound to run into fundamentalism - including all of its insufferability

A real news outlet publishing the phrase "Grok apologized" should result in like a week-long timeout. Think about what you've done.

Serious thing for folks to consider is, particularly for marginalized people, Grudges Are Self-Defense. What you may be interpreting as pettiness is probably closer aligned to "You have demonstrated you're not to be trusted." And knowing who REALLY has your back is more important that ever.

Dan Halen from Swuidbillies

i wish the megalomaniacal pieces of shit in the real world at least amused me like Dan Halen. They're so meager

me watching stranger things

MMORPG players in Westworld: people torture the NPCs because they're not real and nothing matters Real MMORPG players in real games: for a while there was a rock with textures that didn't load in correctly so people made a pilgrimage to Smooth Rock

This may seem overly simplistic but I think it’s kind of obvious as an adult that that you should be able to choose other adults to fuck or not fuck based on any reason you want without being scolded

Cat-Shaped Vessel from Peru, c.200-700 CE: this vessel is crafted in the shape of a wild cat with a bird perched atop its head

Part 229 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg dnd

Cat-Shaped Vessel from Peru, c.200-700 CE: this vessel is crafted in the shape of a wild cat with a bird perched atop its head

marble is at its most beautiful when contrasted with a rich red

a bit of lollygagging and farting around is an integral part of the crestive process. its how the juice percolates

this doesn't apply to cybertrucks, which can serve briefly as a boat. do not be afraid to drive your cybertruck into water

gruh is the sound i make when im stamping concrete

The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."

i thiught marty supreme was a new scorcese joint

i use it to teach how to detect facetiousness in text posts

One of the best to ever do it

george bailey in it’s a wonderful life (1947)

morpheus in the matrix (1999)

My nephew asked me if i wanted to see him do waterbending and it was just him pulling liquid through a silly straw.

its like 2 months until sozin's comet, i think we're cooked

I know I’m uncultured because I have no idea who brigette bardot is/was

Beanie Babies are what I give my friends and other guests that visit. It’s like a door prize for being cool enough to get invited to my apartment.

Vampire Weekend is an indelible stain on the Millenial late 2000s zeitgeist.

An abled person can go around. A disabled person is completely stuck. This shit is so fucking vile.