She really has no self awareness

My EAR, nose and throat doctor doesn’t have the ability to communicate by anything method other than telephone, which requires working EARS.

🎂!

I think it’s bad that the leader of the oppostion cares more about Israel than he does about stopping fascism

That’s like saying green is better than wind.

Nah. The goal of technology is to replace humans and make them become desperate and subservient.

It really isn’t. Who cares if a bipedal robot can run fast?

My dildo vibrates faster than my finger. Can you write a story about it?

I didn’t realize Priscilla Presley is still alive.

Screenshot of Google search results that read “these are the results for ‘who is Elvis Presley’s hair’ did you mean “who is Elvis Presley’s heir’?” It goes on to say “Elvis Presley was a natural blonde who dyed his hair Jet Black”

This still doesn’t answer the question it thought I asked.

They can’t avoid a good conspiracy theory even if it’s true.

Have you ever watched Father Brown? That fuck guilts people into confessing to murder even if they murdered their abuser in self defense, knowing that the UK had the death penalty in the 50’s.

That shit is responsible for as many murders as he solves.

It’s Perfect!

We won’t prosecute men raping children so I’m not optimistic about any of these shitstains seeing any consequences for raping women

The audience doesn’t remember who’s in the White House?

$20 million is nothing.

Democrat introduces a bill to consider maybe looking into forming a commission to study whether the thing that is completely obviously true is actually true without any consequences when it turns out that the thing is true.

MAGA are so fucking d*mb

Is the the same ADL that is pro-genocide?

PBS has fallen.

Remember when in the mortgage crisis, he chose to bail out banks and not the people who lost their homes?

Because she was.

Nah. Mother Theresa was a villain. She kept people poor and sick so that they would suffer. She thought suffering brought you closer to God. She wasn’t weak on crime—she WAS crime

He did nothing to stop Israel from committing genocide except say he was telling them not to, which turned out to be a lie. His and Harris’ support for Israel was given by the DNC’s own study as a main reason Dems lost the election. Also, his sundowning at the debate fucked everything up.

It’s going to take more than voting. We elected a corporate Democrat to the White House and made no progress. We just laid the ground work for Trump II.

No mention of the thousands of innocent Iranian lives taken?

The US doesn’t want a deal. They want blood and oil.

THE POST OFFICE IS A SERVICE NOT A BUSINESS.

It shouldn’t have to make money. Why is NYT so fucking fascist?

Homemade Vinaigrette Never Visits

I hate that the word is being used by leftists now. WTF??