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Posts by Toe Sommelier

Swan Boy sitting on a huge hair dryer melting some ICE goons. The text says DESTROY ICE.
Maybe not my subtlest piece.

Swan Boy sitting on a huge hair dryer melting some ICE goons. The text says DESTROY ICE. Maybe not my subtlest piece.

2 months ago 2428 489 11 1

BTW when I say abolish ICE, I mean abolish it entirely and replace it with exactly nothing. Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. That's it.

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"for alex pretti, 1-24-26", a poem

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my aoty list:
1. La Dispute- No One Was Driving The Car
2. JAGALCHI- You Will Know True Loss
3. Geese- Getting Killed
4. The Narcissist Cookbook- MYTH
5. PUP- Who Will Look After The Dogs?

idk other music was good too, Florist Destroyer Deafheaven Tyler BCNR Armed etc etc etc

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where i create from

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(this is your Christmastime reminder that Bethlehem is in Palestine)

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1.25 gin (used beefeater, gonna test with others)
0.5 aperol
0.5 benedictine
0.75 malort

5 months ago 1 0 0 0
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I CAME HERE TO CRANK HOGS AND SHIT LOGS

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lord, please forgive the violence unto myself I am about to inflict.

(workshopping a malort negroni)

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hellfire for everybody involved. sweet merciful Christ this is nightmare stuff

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heavy are the hips that wear the strap

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call me the edmund fitzgerald the way I want someone superior to hammer me hard and break me in two

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strongly debating getting lemmy from motorhead riding a star with flames painted on its side

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not nonbinary as in "ethereal androgynous waif", nonbinary as in "what are you, a cop? come back with a warrant"

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call me a scrabble champion the way I'm contemplating her rack

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being genderqueer is fun. if someone calls me a "boy" I'm like "ehhh kinda, more like nonpracticing", but if someone calls me a "long-haired pretty boy" the answer is "yes, always".

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diogenes, walking up to plato while vigorously stirring a pot of mac n cheese that smells like the heat coming out the back of a ps4: behold, pussy

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the lioness does not concern herself with safewords

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I can't believe how much traction this got

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alright finally picked out a good bsky tag

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t-this post isn't a cry for help, it's about a friend of mine, y-yeah I promise

6 months ago 1 0 0 0

there are two poet/singer-songwriters inside you. one is David Berman. the other is Jason Molina. you are badly in need of a grippy sock vacation.

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call me Amazon the way my package came in the male

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very annoying that we had to endure about a month of these people going “calling us nazis hurts our feelings” to then immediately be revealed saying nazi shit and going “yup, we want gas chambers. so what libs”

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call me beef & noodles the way I'm stroganoff

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wtf I can't believe they expedited the shipping on the chastity cage I ordered, it's not allowed to come before I want it to

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