They got caught doing a dual power and now the state will try to crush them. It’s apparently bad to do the government’s job for them.

Oh woah, they brought a friend named “another jar full of straws and chopsticks”

Let me introduce you to my friend “three glass jars on the countertop for forks, spoons, and butter knives”

Rue McClanahan would like a word

This, coupled with the new federal police force, is a combination with g things that I would greatly prefer to not be existing

Yeah, but the Muppets version was 🔥🔥🔥🔥

I can see them screaming about this for 40 minutes during the Goddamn News. This is a betrayal of ‘Train good, car bad’

This is incredibly trainsphobic

Which is harder to achieve, trans rights or beating Ninja Gaiden 2?

Controlled demo. This was an inside job.

I hope he has a good therapist

Absurdism is essentially masturbation, but sometimes that can be pretty cool?

I love how they left out that the bankruptcy was caused by their private equity overlords selling the land the buildings sat on so they had to pay rent

They’re about to become one time use submarines

This is why you should do Wasteland Weekend

They just read the date and time on the Well There’s Your Problem episode about the economy

Cover artwork for Riot Orgy ‘Squelch’ ep

IT’S BANDCAMP FRIDAY

riotorgy.bandcamp.com/album/squelch

Believe in yourself, the bones were inside you the whole time etc

RIP Neil Sedaka. You would have loved Riot Orgy.

Weird, this still hasn’t shown up in my Apple podcasts feed. I assumed there was no episode this week

Don’t play games with my heart

This place is gonna get robbed like Mt Gox

But I am Danny Bonaduce

Wait, was Mr Chef rawdogging Cortana the whole time via his suit’s built in penjis jorker?

No, they should invent more hairs that turn grey but only around my temples

Hey, those cows are all guilty of capital offenses and have been sentenced justly

They want everything to grow perpetually so they can point at a graph and show how AI is increasing user engagement. Remember how they goosed the numbers to get everyone to pivot to video? It’s like that.

I once watched my father whip out an antique Ruger 22 Mk I and start blasting at a stellar sea lion that was about 50 yards away and fucking with our longline gear. We were standing in a moving boat, I don’t think he expected to hit anything but it probably felt great.

Ask Clinton how well that worked. Had delegates not pre-pledged their votes for Clinton in states where Sanders carried the primaries, Sanders would have won the nomination handily. He nearly won without their support regardless and had to be beaten into submission by the DNC, who lost in the end.

Let me tell you about a thing called ratfucking an election