I understand the content of this tweet is likely true, but we all know you’re just baiting us with the double 'learnt'

so i guess comedy is illegal on this app too

omg this

Gonna make a bunch of posts predicting random futures of bluesky and then slowly delete the ones that don’t pan out until I’m a sort of “soothsayer” of myself.

What’s the deal with coffee? Why do they gotta make it so hot?!