I’ll wonder what ever happened to Jason Biggs or Donal Logue and then see them in some cop show and say to myself, “that’ll do, pig”

A gray cat with a doofy expression sticks out his tongue for the camera on August 16, 2015.

I'm in a bad mood after being bonked in the head with a metal rod and need cheering. Here is Tazer Cat 9 years ago giving some serious blep. Please to share your favorite blep pics with me? #CatsOfBluesky #DogsOfBluesky #Cats #Dogs @darthbluesky.bsky.social

Brown tabby with a white mouth and her tongue sticking out stares at the camera

A silver gray cat, fast asleep, eyes partially open with the whites showing, and a little tongue blep poking out. She is passed out on her human's yellow sweater. Life couldn't be better.

Tazer Cat! This is Kitten Mittens. She lives here life as a constant blep.

Bugsy, a shorthair black cat, with his tongue sticking out

Bugsy Blep

Still, I bet I’d talk to a sewer bear before a sewer clown

100% of people who don’t put the toilet seat up when they stand pee will not live past 63 - it’s indicative of a fuck everything attitude that will definitely kill you

I used to worry so much about how I was perceived - whether I was cute or hwp or funny or rich enough etc. - now, I feel sorry for people who are still hung up on these things. (note: def not rich, just don’t care about these statuses anymore)

Yes, giant rodents

No Joke: The Onion Thinks Print Is the Future of Media The satirical site is hoping a newspaper with fake stories and fake ads will lead to real money.

Hi everybody. I have some very good news:

The Onion is bringing back its monthly print newspaper, starting today.

We'll ship it to your door for $5 a month.

It is made of the stuff of madness. We couldn’t be any more excited about it, and it only happened because of Bluesky.

I get my news the old fashioned way (seeing 5 memes in a row about it)

I thought you loved me but we’re not even friends :(

People who do their laundry and put it away in the same week are psychopaths.

They were also vampires!?

Your cat - duh - dogs look disturbed and crazy, cats look sleepy and wubbly.

Full steam to the cat milk dish! I like it frothy!

To answer the OP’s question: of course you can address the statement - I suggest by going into a detailed explanation of fascism

I’m reading Mania which is a fiction about how intelligence (or seeming intelligent) became outlawed - it’s beyond close to happening rn

As both a journalist and a professor it’s super cool that one of America’s two political parties is constantly telling its members that I am the enemy.

Learning geometry is fun

For 16 white and 16 red mana that better counter-spell everything the whole game to that point

when democrats do something good i think it's smart to say "that's good" at least once before moving on to "why didn't you do every conceivable good"

Priority seat signage with pictograms showing reserved seating for the elderly, injured, pregnant (with wi-fi waves seeming to emanate from her belly), and those with young children. Text is displayed in multiple languages.

“Are you okay, ma’am?”
“I think I swallowed my router.”
“Here, take my seat.”

5d • The clit isn't a physical thing. It's a figure of speech. "He can't find my clit." Which is code for he can't make me cum. Stop looking for an ACTUAL clit. It's not there.

“The clit is a euphemism” is one of my favorite bad anatomy takes

W O W - just jaw dropping wow

I love bluesky

🤣🤣🤣

Pretty insane you lend it any credence whatsoever by watching and commenting on it like it’s valid. No US news networks are valid sources of anything. The gov’t and media are controlled by $$$ and, sadly, that includes the network you work for. But I’ll follow you and see…