They gave me £10 for my antique clock which I have now established was worth upwards of £1500 but on the other hand that Victoria sponge was *very* moist.

Him: What would be your dream job
Me: Oh that's easy. Sitting on the back of a motorbike on the Tour de France pushing idiots into the ditch
Him: Oh come off it there's no such job
Me:

Maybe if they Pinkie Promise not to deport fans to Guatamalean prisons ? #FICKFUFA #worldcup26

the temptation to step on the end of that would be too great, I defy anyone to say they could resist.

No wonder you don't like LinkedIn, your post was way too short. You need to have a meandering, self aggrandising 5 paragraphs at the very least.

Dude looks like he's about to call for the destruction of the Jedi

I wonder what Tim Cook thinks, I imagine he is in full cringe mode.

dirty dirty man

Accidentally just sneezed on my toast. I can't believe it, snot butter.

I used to go to watch Stoke when they were at the Victoria Ground, the noise produced by the Boothen end was quite something. Since they have moved to their new ground with its open corners creating a wind tunnel effect it's nothing like the same, sadly.

Tangfastics

Brian Cant and Floella Benjamin smile out from the cover of an album: Songs from BBC TV's Play School and Play Away

At 11am on 21 April 1964, Play School made its debut, and became the first programme ever broadcast on BBC2

It's interesting because we have an Alexa in our house, and much against my advice my kids and wife ask it loads of questions. What it does do at the moment is say "I don't know that" when it doesn't. I imagine in the near future it won't say that and will instead just make an answer up.

Little known Prince fact - he was a huge fan of 70s British comedy & Sybil Fawlty was the inspiration for his Purple Rain look

I have just been talking to a colleague, who is a football fan. He has said that his interest in football has waned significantly in the past few weeks. He is a Tottenham fan. I am wondering if the two things are linked.

as the prospect of half empty stadiums starts to get very real I imagine FIFA will find themselves Dynamic Offering

I think you'll find that we should all call her "Simon's wife to be" or I have wasted that £1000 in crypto I sent her.

The oldest known image of Keith Richards, published around 1140 AD ...

Oh, *that* Peter Mandelson?

and does he go by any other names?

Sad day. After 8yrs of medical training, and a lifetime of service, a friend has been struck off following just one minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients. What a terrible waste of time, effort, training and money. A genuinely nice guy, and a brilliant vet.

can't believe you are yoking about this

he's the cherry on the cake

I have never had a migraine but 5 minutes on Discord made me think I was going to get one. Really not up my strasse at all.

I quite enjoyed it, it's an insight into a weird world and that point about it being hate/anger that drives engagement I found telling, and bleak.

Barry Cryer

Remembering Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, born on this day, one hundred years ago.

The whole Board were all right behind him.....pushing him out of the door.

but is it about Alan, or Ray, or both?

that jacket, on its own, secures him legend status.

also, has he lost some weight, that may affect his momentum in sprints