While they were eating, Jesus took the Royale With Cheese, and when he had given thanks, he broke it and gave it to his disciples, saying, “Take and eat motherfuckers; this is my goddamn body.”

Amazing new entry for the Dystopian Good News file

At this time of year, at this time of day, localized entirely within a hissy-fit about the pope?!

To be fair, Trump singlehandedly produces so much fertilizer that he could be forgiven for thinking it's a monopoly

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A life well lived and worthy of celebration. He has asked that in lieu of flowers that people donate to an org that promotes skateboarding as a way to promote safe spaces for marginalized kids to play and just be kids. Badass to the end and beyond www.skateistan.org/about-us

Carney seemed really desperate to get that majority, which tells me everything I already knew about the priorities of the Liberal party

PORTUGAL: Hold my beer
WORLD: ok
PORTUGAL: and pour it over the fried ham sandwich

What if the Artemis II mission is just an incredibly elaborate long-play prank by NASA? "April Fools everyone! We ain't going to the moon you dumbasses our funding has been slashed so hard we could barely even afford this Astrovan! And a DEI crew as well?! Lololol!"

Well played, NASA.

Back at the old job literally 95% of security incidents were honest people doing a dumb thing by accident. And you know what? If it caused a data spill it was filed as a security breach every time! Because that's what it is!

Claude Code Source Leaked via npm Packaging Error, Anthropic Confirms Claude Code 2.1.88 leak exposed 512,000 lines via npm error, fueling supply chain risks and typosquatting attacks.

Utterly embarrassing admission by Anthropic that they don't understand that human error is STILL A SECURITY BREACH thehackernews.com/2026/04/clau...

What do you mean? It's critical that incilnations are directed away from comtentor centers

Ron LeFlore's autobiography at about the same age

Godspeed Telarico, but after an exchange like that you really gotta wonder if Texas chose the wrong candidate in the primary

This meeting could have been a nap time

Haha I didn't even know Italy played actual hockey (i.e. on ice) The local league is roller skates on a concrete rink

Octopus: You know, you call them tentacles, but there's only eight of them.

And that's my dad joke of the week I will see myself out now

Collen Jones rest her soul would never have phrased it as such

Stephen Cooke in the streets, Journalist Wolf in the sheets

You mean noted eugenics proponent and suffragist-but-only-for-white-women Agnes MacPhail? That one? Yeah, what you said times 100

Fun fact, in Canada the chimpanzee is pronounced "chimpan-zed"

I canceled my Strava subscription because of their utter shit "Athlete Intelligence" feature serving up a constant barrage of hot garbage takes on my workout. And yes I resubscribed after learning that I could disable it and got a 25% discount but *still*.

The best part is that he'll probably have a full hour and a half of fresh material for the show, possibly specifically about Halifax

If your first instinct upon hearing about Epstein's island is to fear that you're missing out and beg for a trip then there musk be something seriously wrong with you

Transphobic shit-ass of an author notwithstanding, maybe people are finally figuring out that the books weren't all that great to begin with

Next time I do a Costco run I'll be like, "hey honey I'm running some professional grade logistics, do you need anything?"

Homer Simpson being interviewed on Kent Brockman's show with the quote "Oh Kent, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes."

"It takes more than just a few minutes to land the Hindenburg"

This would never have happened under Turkey Gallant's watch just saying

Huge win for the Trump/Vance propaganda machine. The fact that so many people are cool with this is horrifying

The Songs: The Cheat is Not Dead YouTube video by ebyam93

Katy Jean is not dead, I'm so glad Katy Jean is not dead. Just the claps! youtu.be/iI3xBNlXPl8?...