😂😂🖤I got it

i got so fucking high

Apparently the repost button isn’t working either.

Ok so bluesky only works completely for some of us gotcha

fifteen year morgidge

don’t invite me to your party unless you have a mystery for me to solve

does alt text allow enough characters to do a pair of twitter tits or is that too long?

I finally posted my nipples and it broke Bluesky. Sorry.

Note to self, use the word “germane” more in everyday conversation.

if that’s your man then why’s he gassing me up at the trough urinal?

hotel mini bars are actually made for gnomes

i like my apps glitchy

There is a font called Glacial Indifference and you can probably guess where I’m going with this.

Just another 6-8 months to go 🫠

Walking behind old people

The music made me think he was gonna get up!

The piss tank on the ISS is now 42% full.

Kash Patel should be seeking help and treatment, not serving as FBI Director. YouTube video by Rep. Ted Lieu

youtube.com/shorts/Xmjfq...

Now is both the best time and the worst time to post hole

sorry: for some reason images aren't loading with my posts...go figure...

Gas up a song:

My Fart Will Go On

Eating hot sauce just so I can feel something other than despair.

Y'all keep saying bsky busted out broken

It's fine for me.

are there so many dog photos that bluesky can not load them all

I want me an oyster po boy

it was so much easier growing up in the 80's when you never knew who the sex pests were but you understood the government held those creeps accountable

Well, at least that's that! 🤼

The pre-cum part of tomato ketchup can break a meal for me

To the tune of my dogs squeaky toy. He just played his own song on repeat.