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I don't think any one man should be able to self fund to inundate me with ads for him as governor every fucking ad break during a baseball game

"Because of an editing error, an earlier version of this article misstated which day the New York Mets suffered their 11th straight loss. It was on Sunday, not Monday. Even the Mets cannot lose on an off day."

Two copy editors high-fiving so hard right now

Amazing that anyone’s brain is infantile enough to believe that tech overlords who would burn the world down before they would pay taxes and who don’t even want you to have healthcare or mail delivery really want to see you get a big check every month for nothing.

anthropic is literally hiring people for $500k a year to type fanfiction directly into their source code begging their stochastic model to do deterministic outputs and I'm supposed to sit in rooms where people cite their papers seriously as if any of this is real

it really is stunning how much of the AI stuff is just sci-fi poisoning all the way down

what it's not. why

AI as a Fascist Artifact (This is a bit of a merger of two talks I recently gave about fascism and AI. One was in German at the Cables Of Resistance conference, one in English at the Milton Wolf Seminar on Media and Diplomacy. I added some shots of the slides I used as a structure for the text which […]

In which I argue that "AI" as we understand it today is a structurally fascist artifact.

https://tante.cc/2026/04/21/ai-as-a-fascist-artifact/

I don't want to admit how many times I've planned and then put this off

PURPLE MACBOOK PRO

East Coast bias!

has pluto ever even been a planet during her whole lifetime.

I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.

This device should not exist because it *can't* exist without a market of perverted individuals.

It will be marketed for sports, for health, for fashion, for safety, but it is not *designed* to satisfy those purposes and will never be optimised to.

7/x

The meta glasses have no socially justifiable purpose to exist. They only exist for Mark Zuckerberg's purposes and they can only sell outside of a novelty capacity to people who want to use them for socially hostile purposes.

5/x

lol don't try to run on Bailey!

The Dumbest Hack of the Year Exposed a Very Real Problem Last April, a hacker hijacked crosswalk announcements to mimic Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk. Records obtained by WIRED reveal how unprepared local authorities were.

I wanna to do this. Not even for pranking just like to make the ones nearby that don't really work work! www.wired.com/story/crossw...

The proper response is to simply not treat the cocaine-fueled fantasies of a billionaire sex pest as if they have any merit whatsoever, and simply not get caught up in a stoned freshman philosophy 101 argument with the stupidest fucking people who have ever lived.

They absolutely want the conversation to be "will this become as a god and judge mankind?!" instead of "what are we doing about all the guys using it to generate CSAM?"

Advertisement, and a way of shifting the conversation from real world harms to their cocaine-fueled delusions of grandeur.

The billionaire sex pests pushing generative AI keep spinning up badly remembered science fiction scenarios of apocalypse, as both advertisement ("we are literally creating a god... it might be too powerful!") and as a way of shifting the conversation from its actual real world harms it already does

i'll read any article of any length. i'll read any book. but i will not watch a youtube explainer or monologue that is longer than three minutes. write it down buddy

ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

Oh is this why there's only been like 2 Staffcasts in months

Hell yeah.

One off where Picard is trying to get the replicator to make him his tea but it just keeps giving him TOO MUCH TUNA

Craig Kimbrel as a pokemon

I love a rumpled Josh O'Connor in 70s/80s fits #lastfourwatched #letterboxdfriday