It’s two bottles of liquor in a junk drawer

We send them Israeli agents to negotiate on behalf of America and they’re supposed to take this seriously

We can never truly go back to the way things were until we’re doing the limbo underneath a 90ft cord on a landline

How in the heck can’t the Democrats, the supposed “opposition party” keep their people from voting with MAGA?!

Because nobody held the head of the conspiracy accountable. And by nobody I mean Merrick Garland

Lt. Barkley eventually gets into holo-novels

I don’t believe him

Deceased suspect accused in deadly mass shooting of 8 children identified by police Police have now identified the man reportedly responsible for shooting and killing eight children and injuring two women in a domestic incident in Shreveport’s Cedar Grove neighborhood Sunday morning ...

The policies of Christian Nationalist and MAGA governor Jeff Landry has led to another gun crime and mass casualty event.
Deceased suspect accused in deadly mass shooting of 8 children identified by police
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I just realized that “Raw Dawg Trump” means essentially the same thing, and there’s no vulgarity

It’s just an idea I’d throw out there, turns out it’s a horrible floptical illusion

I was thinking on the terms of a highly active stratovolcano and calling it Trump island

I literally just got off the phone with the Ayatollah and he confirmed every single word. Then I relayed that info to Erica Kirk, who then, I assume, percolated that information on down the chain ….

US Congress needs to permanently house him on one of the Aleutians

The man was on the cover of the National Enquirer giving himself a “civil rights award” in the 80’s.

People in this country have had time to figure bs out if they paid attention to what’s in the Bible they thump in everyone’s face

How in the hell is this country not being invaded by a coalition like every other war mongering, threat to the global oil supply dictatorship has had been?

Gotta feed the chiefs good because they fly the helicopters. You can feed the people who maintain the helicopters Gulf War One rations

Looks like secret service took turns punching him in the face with a sock full of pennies while they were covering him up 😱

Texas legislators voter suppresses and gerrymanders just enough democrat voters to win perpetual elections

I promise the Captains and Admiral not eating that

Japan thought they won the war in Dec 41. Seven months later…..

Largest-Ever Study Finds Medicinal Cannabis Ineffective for Anxiety, Depression, PTSD New research challenges widely held assumptions about medicinal cannabis, particularly in mental health care.

The pharmaceutical industry’s largest study ever on cannabis concludes that cannabis is almost 100% ineffective against PTSD, depression, anxiety and pain scitechdaily.com/largest-ever...

Vile Orange Dog would’ve hit harder

All the tools we were assured would be used to keep this bs from happening and Mike Johnson ate the key that unlocks the toolbox

Great Black Whales 🫍 are so magical in it’s natural habitat

“ [pallets-of-cash] has entered the chat “

The most outrageous thing is nobody in 5 years will remember that what’s going on today in Trumps second term is why we will have to default on the debt. They’ll be blaming social security and Medicaid spending not Republican policies for the past 50 years

His profile has as many followers on BlueSky as I have on Twitter and Facebook

I’m probably the only one that is buying their home town high school’s merchandise instead of NFL merchandise because I don’t want my money going to a profit driven monster called ‘the NFL owner’

The look of Melaña’s face at the 8 minute mark lets me know everything

They’re big to fail, and too rich to be prosecuted in this capitalist hell hole called America