That girl always be releasing a new album, haven't we suffered enough.

This is bleak reading

SAAAWWWW YOUR FACE IN MINNNEEEEEEE!

I should check my random sunday musings before posting ... Lazy thumbs and bad typing ... But yes midget gem nipples ... Does it just happen or is everyone doing secret routines to get them

Bo one ever asks this but people must know ... How do older gays and kink gays get those midget gem nipples ...

Ny favourite new ip im a dexade. Although once you notice the light that times your parry it becomes a little too easy, so would recommend upping the difficulty after that.

Unsolicited dick pics are sometimes better than others. Which camp would you put this one into? #fcf #watercolour #gayart #nsfwart

Saturday Night by Whigfield is the most Eurovision non-eurovision song that has ever existed.

What the world needs now is a new Robyn album.

People are posting their twink deaths on instagram ... My twink death was puberty. I just became a bear instantly.

Brazilian jiujitsu is men being gay without the climax.

Thought it was time to upload the profile picture of Unsolicited Dick Pic Diary for #fcf.

Still one of my favourite ones to paint, what do you think?

#queerart #NSFWart #Gayartist #Watercolour

Anyone else manage to get Gaga tickets but gone into crippling debt? 😅

Roids are a plague on the mental health of gay men.

Is there anything worse than queue systems for buying tickets. Specifically fucking Ticketmaster. Burn them to the ground.

Can we go back to shows having a new season every year, at the same time of year, with more than 6-8 episodes.

I'm a bald ass bitch who shaves my head with a straight razor and does my own beard, maybe that's the issue haha

The first episode of 'The Beginning After the End' is so unimpressive. The books were great but the animation is lazy, most of the episode is panning stills and super basic animations. It looks like it was made by a few students, no fluidity. Anyone else feel the same? #TheBeginningAfterTheEnd

Your powers have not been restored, you got your scheduled monthly haircut. Grow up.

I think Ai in the next five years is going to cause a collapse of so many industries we will hit another major global recession - we need to just burn it to the ground.

You know the dicks I'm talking about, and everyone seems oblivious when they're horny

You think you're getting away with the editing of those #FCF pictures ... Girl please.

The tradies in Sydney are just on another fucking level - these men are modellsssss.

Straight actors who can come to the eurovision party. Stanley Tucci, obviously. Doug Jones, in fancy dress. Josh Hurtcherson. Anne Hathaway. Emily Blunt if she brings her eye candy. Drew Barrymore.

A watercolour painting of an erect mans penis, wearing a red top with an earphone wire showing.

This #fcf I'm sharing one of the first pictures I painted in the Unsolicited Dick Pic Diary.

#queerart #NSFWart #Gayartist #Watercolour

I prefer to call them vegan gays but whatever...

I have never heard Melanie Lynskey's real speaking voice before and who knew she had such a strong accent and was from New Zealand. Why did no one tell me?

a young girl wearing a headband with a bird on it is standing in front of a totem pole ALT: a young girl wearing a headband with a bird on it is standing in front of a totem pole

Im not scared of spiders but this giant australian bad boy jumped as i went to catch the fucker ... No thank you.

The joy in my face ...

So I did a sprint triathlon and I almost came last ... But i fucking finished. 🤣