Schlock or Not Episode 114: Last Shift. See link in Bio.
A rookie alone on her shift,
Felt the air grow unsettling and stiff.
In Last Shift’s dark halls,
Came whispers and calls,
Till her grip on reality slipped.
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Schlock or Not Episode 113: Band of the Hand. See link in Bio.
Five punks got a second-hand plan,
Reformed by a tough-minded man.
In Band of the Hand,
They took back the land,
From crime with a bold, final stand.
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Schlock or Not Episode 112: Spring Breakers. See link in
Four friends wanted spring break and thrills,
Sun, parties, and freedom from bills.
In Spring Breakers’ spree,
Crime came easily,
Till danger outpaced all the chills.
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Schlock or Not Episode 111: True Romance. See link in profile.
A clerk met a girl bold and bright,
They fell into love at first sight.
In True Romance they fled,
With gangsters in dread,
As bullets and passion took flight.
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Schlock or Not Episode 110: Shot Caller. See link in profile.
A clean-cut exec took a fall,
Found prison no place for the small.
In Shot Caller’s grind,
He was hardened in kind,
Till power and violence ruled all.
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Schlock or Not Episode 109: It’s a Wonderful Life. See link in profile.
A man felt his world slip away,
Till an angel came down to convey:
In Wonderful Life,
Every act, every strife,
Means more than we know day to day.
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Schlock or Not Episode 108: He-Man and She-Ra: A Christmas Special. See link in profile.
On Christmas in Eternia bright,
He-Man raised his sword to the light.
With She-Ra’s brave cheer,
They brought hope, not fear,
And Skeletor learned wrong from right.
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Schlock or Not Episode 107: Journey to the West. See link in profile.
A demon-hunter’s hopes were a mess,
Till true love put his heart to the test.
In Chow’s wild delight,
Monsters dance, flee, and fight,
As Journey to the West brings its best.
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Schlock or Not Episode 106: HauntedWeen. See link in profile.
A frat built a haunt for some fun,
But the horror had only begun.
In Hauntedween’s show,
Real blood starts to flow—
And their prank turns to terror on the run.
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Schlock or Not Episode 105: Innocent Blood. See link in profile.
A vampire with style and bite,
Hunted crooks in the dead of the night.
In Innocent Blood,
She spilled evil’s flood,
Making darkness her feast and her fight.
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Schlock or Not Episode 104: American Rickshaw. See link in profile.
A rickshaw boy’s fate takes a turn,
With sorcery he’ll have to learn.
In American Rickshaw,
Strange forces withdraw,
As good and dark powers adjourn.
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Just in time for Rosh Hashanah. American Rickshaw. Coming soon.
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Schlock or Not Episode 103: Cyborg. See link in profile.
A wasteland where hope’s running dry,
A cyborg holds secrets that vie.
In Cyborg we see,
Van Damme’s destiny—
Kicking villains till none are left spry.
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Just in time for Labor Day. Cyborg. Coming soon. #podcast #schlockornot #cyborg
Just in time for Labor Day. Cyborg. Coming soon.
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Schlock or Not Episode 101: Dog Soldiers. See link in profile.
In the woods, where the full moon is bright,
Squad of soldiers prepared for a fight.
In Dog Soldiers they found,
Beasts that leapt with a bound—
Werewolves turning the hunt into fright!
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Just in time to be late for 4th of July. Dog Soldiers. Coming soon.
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Schlock or Not Episode 99: Father’s Day. See link in profile.
A killer named Fuchman ran wild,
Stealing dads in a manner reviled.
In Father’s Day’s gore,
Vengeance evened the score—
With chaos that’s bloody and styled.
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Just in time for Father’s Day. Father’s Day. Coming soon.
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Schlock or Not Episode 98: Deadly Prey. See link in profile.
In Deadly Prey, hunters would chase,
A soldier well-trained in the race.
But they picked the wrong guy—
He fought back, do or die,
Leaving foes scattered all over the place.
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Just in time for Memorial Day. Deadly Prey. Coming soon.
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Schlock or Not Episode 97: Superman 2. See link in profile.
Zod came with a menacing crew,
To conquer the world out of view.
But Superman fought,
With courage hard-bought,
And proved that true heroes break through.
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Just in time to be late for Easter. Superman 2. Coming soon.
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Schlock or Not Episode 96: The Blood of Heroes. See link in profile.
In a world where the strong survive,
They played Jugger to feel alive.
The Blood of Heroes flowed,
On a rough, dusty road,
Where glory and grit truly thrive.
#podcast #schlockornot #thebloodofheroes #saluteofthejugger
Schlock or Not Episode 95: Above the Law. See link in profile.
A cop with a black ops past,
Faced danger that’s deadly and fast.
In Above the Law,
He strikes without flaw,
And justice gets served with a blast.
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Just in time International Pillow Fight Day. The Blood of Heroes. Coming soon.
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Schlock or Not Episode 94: Dinner in America. See link in profile.
A punk on the run found a friend,
In a misfit with love to extend.
Through chaos and fun,
Their romance was spun,
In a tale that was wild to the end.
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Steven Seagal’s film debut. Above the Law. Coming soon.
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Just in time to be late for Valentine’s Day. Dinner in America. Coming soon.
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Schlock or Not Episode 93: Crackcoon. See link in profile.
In the woods, there’s a beast on a spree,
A raccoon fueled by drugs—oh, the glee!
In Crackcoon’s mad plight,
It brought terror and fright,
Who knew crack made a critter deadly?
#podcast #schlockornot #crackcoon