PRECISELY!! I wanted my snack and he was the obstacle I’m sure we can all appreciate he was in the wrong

many (many many) years ago when I was little David Beckham was in the off license stood in front of the sweets I wanted and I was furious about it, my mum was mortified I told him to move

rewatching Broadchurch and I’m so glad most people have normal-ish houses, half the gaffs in the Harlan Coben ones are massive and unrealistic, gimme a shitty flag for a single dad not a massive penthouse when he’s a a part time spark y’know?

it’s been 11 weeks since I had surgery, I can eat solid food now! I hope my bone is still growing

I just really love West Wing, it isn’t perfect of course, bur god I love it so much

as much as I am not a fan of AG I don’t think joking about eating disorders/weight loss of any kind is good so this trend of menus on the set of wicked and it being “comically” small portions is just ehhh

Charlie, I went there TWICE on my way there and home! I feel like this should be the ultimate declaration of love, someone going to platform 13/14 for you!

had the nicest day with my pals yesterday, today my body hurts enormously I think it’s punishment for going to platform 14 at Piccadilly to get to my friends

I am so in love with my sweet lil life

everyone talks a big talk of running off into the fae realm like it’s better there, but how do you know they don’t have bonkers rents and even worse healthcare hmm?

I’m sorry but Florence singing “Am I a woman now” after a ectopic pregnancy is the biggest fuck you to terfs, in this essay I will…

Not doing Black Friday because I'm against the creeping Americanisation of Irish life and can't afford to as a small artist, but WILL be doing Vengeful Hag Friday where for every piece of art you purchase from www.ciaraioch.com/artprints I will fervently wish bad cess to your enemies

For me commuting to work costs £12.20 lol and that’s on a discounted rate :’) it should be about £16 I don’t even go that far!

SAME!! It’s so damn good!!

honestly so deeply excited for you love! ❤️

I am so thorough jazzed for you friendo! You are amazing and just enormously happy for you! ❤️

😮 eeeeekkkk!! 🫣

I’ve done my ears a few times, way easier than lip! Not that I condone DIY body mods (😉) I would only recommend the soft flesh, not cartilage though

There’s trapped water so there’s less and less water because nestle has tonnes of it in bottles in a warehouse, hell even in a random ketchup packet there’s a drop of water, throw it away and it won’t degrade or decompose and that’s a drop of water lost in the system.

Oh my god yes tell me about it, I can barely face soup as it is! Fingers crossed your jaw heals asap!

oh no TMJ is the worst!! Ngl the internal screaming is strong for me lol, but I also made the choice to have surgery so I should expect it

oh nothing to worry about! I had two bone grafts on my jaw!

growing new bone is exhausting

she lives for the drama and I love her for that!

I really thought we had moved on from Jared Leto as a society

Oh beans and sausage sounds so fuckin good right now!

I won’t lie I am not entirely sure either!

lol I’m soup and sorbet! Tonight I’m trying mash and I’m so excited! Although I’ve got temp teeth in because big bone graft and I accidentally stained them with turmeric 🫣

absolutely fuck that! Luckily I work for a medical company and they’re taking it super serious (extra risk with diabetes) so I’m off for a week and wfh for a week after

lol I definitely should be taking post surgery rest even more seriously than I am and remember that 8 days ago a man shaved my jaw down and took all of my (top) teeth