This meeting should have been a grenade lobbed through a cat flap.

I'll do you one better. Why is this meeting?

Every time I hear someone say “vibe coding”

Do you think he picked « Candles in the Wind »?

You hear that smell? Yup, that’s the taste of breakfast tequila.

I’d rather be reading Gogol.

Well, fuck you too, operator precedence. Fuck. You. Too.