As many as it takes

squirt is just shy piss 🧍‍♀️

Bonus: later on when they r cuddling it comes out that he WASN’T actually cheating and just fucking lied for the fun of it lmao

🍎: “wait why did you have me think you cheated then when you honestly won?!”

🦌: “ppl get SOOO much more angry when they think I cheated, it’s hilarious”

At first Lu refuses, but then Alastor stops his movement and Luci is forced to continue his mandatory and scripted compliments.

Eventually Lucifer becomes such a babbling mess tho, that he’s long since fulfilled the bet obligations but is still praising EVERYTHING about Alastor and can’t stop ⬇️

Alastor flips Lucifer over and grabs his angry blushing face, forcing him to keep eye contact as they listen and Al keeps thrusting

🦌: *cooing* “You had no problem singing my praises before! But maybe all you needed was to be stuffed full first hm? Now, go on~” ⬇️

🦌: “Oh, don’t like my song choice? Well I can always play a different tune if you’re being ungrateful.”

He then switches to a playback of Lucifer being absolutely cock drunk, and babbling nonsense and saying how amazing Alastor is ⬇️

Lucifer tries to reach for the staff w/ shaky hands but it’s being held JUST out of reach w/ a tentacle.

He tries to growl at Al to knock it off but it turns into a moan as both wrists are grabbed, and he’s yanked back against Alastor’s chest. Pinning him there as Al goes even faster. ⬇️

Lu tries to play coy and sly by seducing Alastor thinking he can get out of his punishment early.

But then Al just plays the recording he took of Lu saying it over and over as he absolutely DEMOLISHES him in the bedroom—- ⬇️

🦌: “hmmm say it again Lu~ This time enunciate!”

🍎: *in a monotone voice* “You are the most powerful and scary sinner in all of Hell Alastor, wow ur so cool…”

🦌: “HAHAHA IT NEVER GETS OLD! AGAIN AGAIN!” ⬇️

🦌: “Hmm well I am a merciful man, I am open to other ways of settling our wager! More… PUBLIC examples if you prefer~”

Cut to the wager just being Lu standing in front of Al who is sitting in his comfy chair, shirt unbuttoned, tie off, rye in one hand and cig in another: ⬇️

🦌: “And I do believe…” *leans down to whisper in Lucifer’s ear* “I have MORE than won mon Cher~ You wouldn’t be such a sore loser as to deny a man what is rightfully his would you?”

🍎: *shivers* “A-And if I do? Deny you?” ⬇️

Luci thinks Al is just really good at cheating and Alastor even admits it to him 😭 #radioapple

🍎: “I KNEW IT! I KNEW YOU COULDNT BE THAT LUCKY YOU BASTARD!”

🦌: “Oh PLEASE so dramatic, honestly what’s the difference between divine intervention and a little man made luck~ A win is a win!“ ⬇️

I thought I'll draw them more canon this time

#radioapple

Two types of love:

💖🕸️ Cute, flirtatious, sexy, mysterious, light banter

🦌📻 Annoying the hell out of him and beating his ass HARD at a card game so he can rub it in his face

Alastor being so good at gambling is so fucking funny to me and a plot point I want them to hit over and over. It be hilarious if he was just genuinely that lucky too, no cheating required 😭 #hazbinhotel

just—

fucking—

KISS ALREADY JUST FUCKING KISS #radioapple

ദ്ദി・ᴗ・)✧

(Demon!Al x Angel!Luci (Sami✨)) #radioapple

As soon as I realize he was Vivs favorite, I literally sat back and went “aaaaaaah I’m cooked I’m so fucking cooked dude” 😭

I actually see Al as a great kisser for the simple reason that he used it to lure gross men to their demise lmao. He’s good. Unfairly so.

He can do that thing where you tie a cherry stem in ur mouth and Lucifer is taken ABACK let me tell you. #radioapple

so angry 😡 #radioapple

good news is i can actually sit at my computer longer than five minutes now 🤧 #lucifermorningstar #hazbinhotel

…..oh so he gettin that angel PREGNANT pregnant #radioapple #hazbinhotels2

some jealous Al was all i was able to sketch today 🫠 #radioapple #hazbinhotel

he’s a premium flyer of tentacle dick trust me ✈️ #radioapple

ragebaiter ✨ #radioapple

so angry 😡 #radioapple

💚Going live Monday 1 PM BST - shipping worldwide! 💚

Some people have asked if they can buy what I’ve been bringing to my first conventions 👀

The answer is now YES!✨

Including;

⭐️ Gala Lucifer cards
⭐️ Stickers, bookmarks, +sets
⭐️ Multiple art prints (inc new + returning)

Shares appreciated 💚

TW: ⚠️Milking / lactation⚠️

🏃💨 #radioapple

(Reffi's first bj, its a doozy 🫠) #reffimorningstar #voffi #CryptidVox

Updating my Sami (Angel!Luci) design a bit :0 #hazbinhotellucifer