No but now I want some!!!!

That’s my username!!

When her call cut out and she said “I can’t hear you now”, I said (out loud) “Thank God”! 😬👀. On the bright side, her call about council business is drowning out the incessant chats about how the other girl wants as many babies as possible before she is 25 before she’s “old”

Good morning world!
I’ve always considered myself to be quite a positive person, but this morning I have discovered that I am a cynical irritable hag! Sat on the Hull-Leeds train, there are hands free phone calls, very loud chats! I’m going to buy earphones for the journey home!

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So, my hubby has updated his WhatsApp avatar and now all I can see is Michael Gove 🤢🤮🤢🤮
Yes, I do call him Beef Stew - don’t ask, but I’m Dumplings!

Insomnia, why do you taunt me with sleepy feelings then chatter in my brain like an incessant child? Well in 2 mths’ time when I get my Darth Vada mask (sleep apnea to the uninitiated), I will sleep like the dead & continue to snore very loudly!!! That’ll teach you for keeping me awake for 30 yrs!!

Listening to Sinead O’Connor narrate Remembering on audible, two weeks after she passed, made my cry, laugh, and cry some more. I wanted more, then I remembered why there would be no more! The story of Prince was just wild! Enjoy x

Your session at Favor was the best part of the conference for me! Yes I had those baby thoughts about an hour into holding my newborn - thought I was mad, darent tell anyone - turns out I’m “neurodivergent” too! Although it’s only taken me 11 years to admit it!!!

I miss gifs

Definitely my people!!!

Oh crap it’s taken ten minutes of staring at it to realise that it’s NOT a dog 👀😳😬

Not my body they didn’t!

Look where the bear has his claw 🤣😳😬

My son drew my old boss a picture of the little stress man toy she sent him - he said “I’ve done the legs wrong” hubby commented that they looked like saggy boobs - told my boss, she asked if he’d been looking 👀

@lesso.bsky.social if you are a “wrong un” and a friend of @onkenreloaded.bsky.social then you are one of my people!

I made a quiet comment during the best man’s speech as they said “welcome”. I said “for the 3rd time” - apparently some of his family members on the table didn’t know about my brother in law’s secret 1st marriage - ooops! He’s divorced again now not due to my comment -he was already shagging another

Ride safely this time!!!

Hi yourself 👋

I love this x