*Nods as a member of the under 1k SAT club*

- *UAL SEES FY ADJ EPS $7 TO $11, SAW $12 TO $14, EST. $9.08

lol ok it's def a little funny that all the airline guys sucked up to trump and now united is gonna eat like 200 million bucks per month in additional fuel costs because he decided to destroy the global oil trade

Yet again I remind everyone (as Elizabeth does in her very next tweet) that "foreigners are corrupting our pure blood with weakness & disease" is Fascism 101. Not some variant, not some metaphorically similar thing, not some echo -- the thing itself.

So the black POW/MIA flag is based on a conspiracy theory? Never gone down that rabbit hole until now (FTR I believe it still flys over Yankee Stadium)

"Carter lost Vietnam" was the original "Biden was in charge for all the Covid lockdowns" bsky.app/profile/niss...

This is genuinely one of the foundational copes of the modern conservative movement, a stabbed-in-the-back narrative about why the US lost Vietnam

love bluesky because the replies to this post immediately descend into people fighting about whether the minions would have worked for stalin

At the very least, the rest of us need to become intimately familiar with making these people feel like absolute dreck.

Anyone who attends the WHCD deserves nothing less than absolute ridicule; mockery of their work; metaphorical pitchforks, tar and feathers; a lifetime of utter and complete shame.

Oh man, if she doesn't win, this video is going to go down as the 2026 version of Pete Buttigieg's "High Hopes" clip.

People obsessed with time efficiency remain huge weirdos

{describing an enormous pain in the ass that would be completely obviated by leaving a little earlier}

This is fine

OH GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I was gonna vote for him a fourth time but now I see what it’s done to my homeowners insurance

The Atlantic lawyers if this gets to the discovery/depo stage

There are exceptions, but many of the "conservatives" who a decade or two ago wanted universities to teach more Western Civ both (a) had no idea what universities are actually teaching, and (b) had no idea about the content they purportedly wanted to be taught more.

April 20th is a big day for Elon because of his two great passions: marijuana and Hitler

Frame #6370 from E35 Of Note

If you're judging Platner by the words he's currently mouthing as he runs in a Dem primary and not by his decades of conduct (mercenary, tattoo, longtime fan of the Valhalla youtube channel) and attempted anonymous speech (the reddit posts) ... you're a rube. There's really not much else to say

this sounds kinda like a "who cares" achievement but its a very exciting milestone for rich guys who are extremely invested in a future where robots they control are slavedrivers and prison guards for the rest of the human population

heh

I stand by this assessment. Fire mike elias, give him some more free time to hang out with his best friend ron desantis

"He saved the game"

It is still very funny the fbi director went to that hockey game

What an odd campaign. You'd hope the person running against Platner could be a little more coherent.

shouldn't be allowed to choose their own clerks, shouldn't be allowed to accept fees for speaking or prize money or awards. shouldn't be able to get book deals, etc. etc. if what you want is to be famous, well, no one is forcing you to be a supreme court justice.

Is she trying to lose to Platner?

Still plenty of time to turn things around but like we saw from Paul DePodesta, if you do an unpopular mass roster overhaul, even if it was the right thing to do, if the team eats shit people will be out for blood

**Baba Booey Fail Horn Alert**

Is it a hot take to say that I'm over ABS already?

Reese Witherspoon also said NFTs would empower women and she tried to make a TV series based off NFTs. I think she just might be stupid