a woman in a white off the shoulder top is making a funny face Alt: Alexis from Schitts Creek gasping and covering her mouth

LOVE. Absolutely love. And jealousy. And desire.

*wiping my mouth* forgive me... I was drooling

Why is it that when I am finally *determined* to crochet myself my own blanket using the squishy, purple yarn I've been hoarding, I see another project that I just had to start immediately?? 🧶

choir director: sing the song , ladies

the camptown ladies: doo dah, doo dah

choir director: what

Saw these labels for sale.
We’ve all been there!
🧶 #knit

Author @gilduran.com was just banned from “free speech absolutist” twitter for criticizing the Palantir CEO’s manifesto— so here’s his upcoming book: www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Ne...

“I’m the consumer. I paid higher prices because of Trump’s tariffs. Do I get a refund?”

“No.”

Heads they win, tails we lose.

Timeline cleanse: I just got on a bus. An elderly woman was trying to pay but her card didn’t work. She was standing flustered by the driver. A boy, maybe 12 or 13 years old, who was queuing to get on said to the bus driver, “sir can I pay for her?” and then went ahead and paid for her

A collage of fourteen by eight squares containing examples of gravitational lenses. Each example typically comprises a bright centre with smears of stars in an arc or multiple arcs around it as a result of light travelling towards Euclid from distant galaxies being bent and distorted by normal and dark matter in the foreground. In some rare cases the smearing is in a complete ring, creating a so-called Einstein Ring.

Help us hunt for signs of spacetime warping! 🔎

Join Euclid Space Warps on @zooniverse.bsky.social and search for strong gravitational lenses in never-before-seen images from our Dark Universe detective 🕵️ 👉 www.esa.int/Science_Expl...

🔭 🧪 #CitizenScience

Happy birthday to us! It’s our thirty-third anniversary today 🎉
Since opening in 1993, we've been an ambitious space for researching, discovering & celebrating sculpture. Sending a big thank you to all who've been a part of our journey over the last three-&-a-bit decades.

Archive image: leodis.net

whenever I see the tip defaulted to 30% on one of those nifty machines it feels like friendly fire in the class war

This day in history. 2015. National Tea Day in the United Kingdom. Dreadful stuff, tea. Poisons the insides and breaks the spirit. My uncle Petey gave up whisky and switched to tea and never pulled a quarter out of my ear again.

A round, fried hors d'oeuvre sits on a plate with a shocked expression. It is surrounded by others like it, except for an empty spot next to it.

“GUYS! WAKE UP! SOME DUDE JUST ATE CARL!”

In the divorce settlement you should get back all of your favorite songs, memory free.

The cnn app is behind a paywall now???

Over. Done. Uninstall.

a cartoon bear says " i agree , i agree , i agree " in front of another bear Alt: Animated wolves from the movie Storks... agreeing

Oh yes! Catherine Zeta Jones is so gorgeous. But Queen Latifah in that sparkly gold dress gives me the... feelings 😋

Absolutely incredible.

NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone.

Watch with sound on.

The 2002 Chicago musical movie, but only for Queen Latifah singing "When You're Good to Mama" 🥵

Sore but okay. Grateful for so much.

THEM: Are you tech savvy?

ME: I charged this smartphone, didn't I?

Israel condemns soldier's desecration of crucifix in south Lebanon | CBC News Israel's prime minister, foreign minister and military on Monday condemned the desecration of a crucifix smashed by an Israeli soldier in a southern Lebanese village home to Christians.

As a Christian, I will say that the mass slaughter of living Palestinians is far more upsetting to me and deserving of the church’s outrage than the deliberately provocative damage done to a statue.

SEN. @ossoff.senate.gov : “The faithless president depicts himself as Christ while he plunges the nation into wars of choice… Remember — While you pay more for everything, the First Family’s wealth is growing by billions. Because they’re crooks, and everybody knows it.”

'Marijuana' is the only English word in which the 'j' is silent.

Having a thing to remove a thing from my thing tomorrow morning. If you're so inclined, a kind thought... a well wish... a prayer... would be felt and much appreciated

the forbidden fruit that is bluesky posting

telling me it’s forbidden only make me want it more

i didn’t know what to do the few hours Bluesky was down so i settled down and got my life in order

I broke down and bought one of those pre-assembled amigurumi kits. (Won't say which cuz it sucked and so no shout-out!) The instructions for the crochet part were okay, but the sewing bit felt like them going "push the two pieces together and good luck, hookers!" 😤🧶

a clear toaster so you can see how toast the toast is