I lead a busy lifestyle. Between my job, my kids [dog jumps into frame] and this fella, it can be hard to find solutions that work for all of us. That's why I'm going to drive all of us into a lake.
[heading towards nine billion humans and counting] there aren’t enough people, there aren’t enough (white) people
aw yeah I love seeing this nazi shit in the Liberal MediaTM
I don’t believe the moon landing was faked but I’m glad someone out there does, to piss off the gross nerds who are really invested in the moon landing. Critical support for moon landing truthers
fucked up that I have to go to work because some asshole ten thousand years ago decided to plant some wheat
I never know what to say to the “what’s a conspiracy theory you genuinely believe” prompts because most of the things I believe actually and demonstrably happened but nobody knows or cares
chew chew chew
this is a guinea pig chewing sounds account now
You heard about Friender the robot dog or nah
farming is some cop shit, you're gonna tell plants where they can grow and bugs what they can eat, what are you a narc
the one we adopted that they said definitely wasn't pregnant turned out to be the most pregnant guinea pig in the world and now we have a herd of baby pigs
hay buffet
Guy eating a perfect delicious grape: we should step on these with our nasty feet, let the mush ferment, then drink what comes off it
Guillrmots starting to occupy the cliff ledges on the Isle of May, their breeding season is yet to get underway but it’s only a matter of time
"By the time porcupines vanished—the last diminished continuation of an ancient disturbance process—forests were no longer structured to absorb frequent ignition without unraveling. Fire shifted from a background process into a dominant force.
The forest became a sitting duck."
they named themselves after the evil crystal ball that can magically spy on anything and every time you use it it makes you evil, they’ve always been up front about what they are
every tech company is Palantir, Palantir is just open about it
new Narnia movie looks like shit
A Clouded monitor meeting me on the trail. Just me and him.
such is the tension of liberal working life: if i can make just enough of a Good comfort bubble for myself by following all the rules and demanding that others do the same at all costs, then it is an offense to confront me with the Bad outcomes of my conformity within this system for others
nerds and their nerd clubs, tale as old as time
an entire culture just smashing expensive action figures together
you guys keep electing Obama over and over again
three types of Mamdani stories
1. Mamdani is brown and it is destroying civilization
2. Mamdani is so good at media and I love it, I can’t be bothered to see he’s actually doing but look at his media
3. Mamdani announces six libraries will be closed to pay for gold-plated tasers for the police
the rage and contempt liberals have for Palestinians is on pretty naked display here, part of their core belief that all suffering should be invisible and any attempt to draw attention to it is offensive (see also their treatment of the homeless, queer, etc)
bone-deep committed to anti-Palestinian racism in a way that even X, the nazi site can’t manage
this site fucking sucks. worse than twitter in some ways
it’s a science, it’s just that it’s a science the same way that phlogiston theory is a science
everybody off the beach, this is a horse beach now
