If only Italian were real

Oop

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Waiting for this 4pm call

Lesbians rlly love Noah Kahan

I’m so over this

I Command These Incisions To Heal Expeditiously.

Meetings should never be scheduled post 2:30

Why doesn’t any store have 6x6 adhesive bandages what the fuck

Area warlord fails to understand what the number one killer of soldiers has been in history

Keep looking at Shaggy •_•

Faggy Fred and Shaggy

Logging on to work

I’d love to be a model on local morning talk shows when they go over the latest seasonal fashions

56-72 degrees with a light breeze and warm light !!!!!!!!

It’s so cold 😖

Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices

Restarting tomodachi

Oh man I love The Hobbit movies I just wish they were done well and were actually good

Ughhhhh (complimentary)

Go Back To The Void From Whence U Came

He knows we spoke about it the last time we talked a few years ago 😭

LMAO

My ex just changed his Apple ID password

(still has me as his emergency backup email cause he’d forget so often)

(we broke up in 2019)

Wtf

True

She’s a lady!!!!!!

@ oomf:

Director called to check-in on me and offer supports I’m so lucky and grateful fr

^_^