So this is what he’s been doing when he should have been keeping sailors in the Gulf properly fed

Maybe she should try being drunk on the job

2025 Tesla Cybertruck: Regular Car Reviews YouTube video by Regular Car Reviews

This review hates its subject almost as much as said subject hates its driver, hates its very existence, and you
youtu.be/L3oO510dyVI

Pincer pliers maybe?

Exactly one year ago today:

Make the AG elected, rather than appointed. 4 year term, but 2 years offset.

Every single one of the astronauts who went to the moon and back on Artemis II was educated at a public school.

Thinking of the teachers who poured into Reid Wiseman, Victor Glover, Christina Koch, and Jeremy Hansen tonight. You helped send a kid to the moon!

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Honestly, some dynamite and you’d have the perfect DJT memorial

Contrary to public perception a huge % of pregnant teenagers in the 1990s were impregnated by adult men. The younger they were, the larger the average age gap between mother and father was. Fixing teen pregnancy was in part a clampdown on statutory rape. That's what conservatives want to reverse.

Each failed impeachment makes the next harder. So keeping their powder is prudent.

Still, with each R Senator’s primary in the past, a window of vulnerability slowly opens. And the Epstein scandal continues its slow, inexorable burn
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Tonight in the ai reading group i was reminded of something that happened in 2006 after I dropped out of college, when I was living in a run-down old house next to jb alberto's in rogers park with a bunch of dudes.

it was, as you can imagine, not clean.

description from Huntington library: "A lithograph printed on heavy paper. Satirical "death certificate" issued for the Southern Confederacy. Mourning border, each line in different typeface, with: Died, Near the South-Side Rail Road, / on Sunday, April 9th, 1865, / The Southern Confederacy, / Aged Four Years, / Conceived in Sin, Born in iniquity, Nurtured by Tyranny, Died of / a Chronic Attack of Punch. / Abraham Lincoln, Attending Physician. / U.S. Grant, Undertaker. / Jeff Davis, Chief Mourner. Below in smaller print an epitaph that ends with: And this one line shall grace your grave-- / Your death gave freedom to the slave." https://hdl.huntington.org/digital/collection/p16003coll6/id/5033

to all who celebrate...

China’s PLA Navy is has been readying itself to mount a serious challenge. With Trump/Hegseth at the helm, I fear they’ll succeed

Welp. That’s over with. For the moment, at least

www.nytimes.com/live/2026/04...

Millions of American voters wanted to be villains. They came to believe it’s the key to success, while goodness is weak, woke, loser stuff, done only to signal.

Offered the option of unvarnished villainy, they enthusiastically took it. Seeing others suffer more made them feel big.

And here we are.

Agree. McClellan was many things, but he wasn’t an idiot

What are the odds he mouths, “that’s not true” when Justice Jackson speaks?

Iran’s not such a pushover, is it

I think your haters should be afraid, very afraid

Cold take: Russiagate was real and extremely bad. The president only escaped prosecution because of the American political class‘s obsession with not prosecuting people in power

I just keep coming back around to, "there is a reason that no previous president did this foolish thing and it was not because they were weak, woke cowards, but because they could read a cost-benefit analysis."

Seriously. That’d be more of a nuclear option than actual nukes

Introducing the SHUT UP Act, a bill that reduces harmful noise exposure and eliminates vehicle nuisances by making it a misdemanor to:

– modify your vehicle exhaust
– “roll coal"
– obstruct or cover your license plate
– excessively tint your windows
– use aftermarket LED headlights

1/6

For a certain class of client, a chatbot CPA would be a dream come true. They’d avoid all the taxes! And it might work, at least while the IRS is on a starvation budget

This btw is one of the reasons it’s time to retire all this edgelord nonsense about “warfighters” and get back to what American servicemen are supposed to be - *soldiers* (and sailors and marines etc)

In other words, the past 5-6 presidents, including GWB and Biden, didn’t think this was a good idea. That doesn’t inspire confidence

Oh boy. So presidents as varied as both Bushes, Obama, 1st term T***p, AND Biden have all passed on this? That’s a bad sign. A very bad sign

Describing the lazy and mutually-exclusive justifications that have been mumbled in our direction as a “premise” is pretty generous of you ask me

"No stupid rules of engagement" is how you shoot down three of your own F-15s in one day. Just a shocking display of martial ineptitude.

You’d think Iran would be one thing the US Army would have some real expertise in seeing as we’ve been thinking about bombing or invading them for half a century now. But I guess you can say “that’ll just make things worse” so many times before you’re reassigned to BFE Alaska or something