Them: You are obviously pretending to have OCD to win an argument
Me: So you agree I did win

Interesting. I would have thought that given your predilections you would be more likely to search "number".

Greater minds than you have been driven insane contemplating this

Don't worry. If you're busy at your job in the stock market they bottom lined it for you up front

Wanted to find a garfield strip for a photoshop thing so I googled "garfield strip where he eats lasagna" and the top result was a screenrant list titled "10 Garfield Comics Showcasing His Love for Lasagna" and when I clicked into it it asked me to turn off my adblocker

(eating a pill i found on the floor of the club bathroom) hope it's a placebo. i don't need any effects right now

the streetpass hits in there must be insane

you could combine the two boards and play connect eight

[not understanding why people are mad but excited to join in] Trump isn't Jesus Christ. I am

Reddit post titled “Non smut books rec.” Text: “I’m a smut reader but I’ve recently discovered books like powerless or song of achilles, and I need more book recommendations, of books similar to it.”

This is NOT meant as shade against this Redditor, all love and power to them, but I’m cracking up imagining someone saying this about movies. “Hey Reddit! I’m a long time porno watcher and I’ve recently discovered movies without unsimulated penetration. Any recommendations in this category?”

christ if these fit on a prusa mini i'd absolutely try em

Not funny man my grandfather died on the Titanic. it crashed into him

Was it a selfie? Alex??

No it was good. You're wrong Jon

are you at capacity to receive the most you've ever won on a coin flip

yuzu sit down.

First off this was in confidence, second of all I thought I just thought this instead of typing it,

I think you could embed a fleshlight in it covered by a little flap. and the flap opens for 60 seconds when you get three 7s

I still see at minimum three cocks whenever i search "rat"

Well, I'm against this. So you can tally that up to 8-2

Criticism of 24 from the 2000s: If the show is in real-time, why aren't the characters SHITTING? They should have DIARRHEA!!
Criticism of 24 from the 2020s: 24 was a full throated propaganda machine for W's post-9/11 foreign and domestic policy. Also, the guys in it should have had diarrhea

Crazy ass white boy MINDFREAKS restaurant by ordering in PERFECT CHINESE and they KILL THEMSELVES IN SHOCK

plus, speaking as a ds9 fan, i moreso want to see the federation and the romulans clandestinely assassinate each other's major political figures

this is how i feel when i see people on here complaining about mods,

people on twitter will really be like "that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, liberating afghanistan" and then not liberate afghanistan

Leave juice boxes out of this

[gets shot in the penis by the lightning gun from quake iii] My penis!

This is a bad deal. You do not need 1 billion dollars to give Sora access to Disney characters. You can buy a perfectly good gummi ship for like 1250 munni

And you know what was inside that water bottle. cum