Two truths and a lie aiden, ready, go:

I have a penis
I have a vagina
And I lived on mars!🤣

2020 was peak coronavirus

@jonbois.bsky.social go watch what Jo Adell just did (to the Seattle Mariners)

Gas stations in space (for space cars) would surely be fixed to asteroids, given their remote nature. The only question remaining is their placement within galactic routes. Once we solve the galactic routes things will become clearer.

I have discovered a second music theory. It will be called my music hypothesis until further testing provides credence.

Today is a top 3 day in sound history.

Bo Burnham is the Quintin Tarantino of COVID

Was Biden ever a good friend to Obama?

Oooof. Giving abuser Sean Penn an award in the big old 2026 is certainly a choice 🤮🤮🤮🤮

Taking the In Memorial segment as an opportunity to go to Taco Bell and jack off myOHHHH MY GOD ITS GROGU

I’m sooo going to hell for how many times I laughed at this year’s In Memorium #oscars 😂

Funny how a 7 person band with “Black country” in the name is entirely comprised of honkys.

My dad was Jay Baruchel’s like fifth closest friend in 2016

I’ve been trying to teach my little brother Balatro for the last month, and this week (grind though it has been :/) has been one of the more rewarding weeks of my little fucking life. Feels like the tech week of our brotherhood.

I was today years old when I learned the age you turn on your birthday is the age you just completed.

Has any y’all’s seen Heat (1995)? Um, was no one gonna tell me I was missing out on picture of the f*cking century??

On top of all the mancave badassery, there’s a lesson here. It touches a part of America we have lost. Cops and robbers used to be able to sit down for coffee. To talk.

To listen.

@schumer.senate.gov reach out to me bro, I just had an idea

Fr my favorite joke you’ve made in a long time

If I was Frankenstein and my scientist father gave me a small ass dick I would would full on kill him

Groundskeeper Willie is fighting a war none of us will ever understand

These blackberries sour BUT DAMN they good! #fruitin

Still 11 months to go and I can already tell Nights by Frank Ocean is gonna be a whole ass vibe all 2k26.

And nah, I don’t have depression (shout out the O.G. Prozac ;)), I just have a damn lot of empathy and understanding for that whole space. Gotta throw some sad boi shit on sometimes n jus Feel🖤

Tell me you’re a quirky dater without telling me you’re a quirky dater. I’ll go first; Past Lives is MANDATORY viewing on first link. No other way to start this thang, girl!

True Crime, you are wrong
the world don’t rely on death
Your ghosts haunt no house.

Geoff Peterson makes Craig Ferguson cry 💀 YouTube video by Josh Robert Thompson

youtu.be/qAHSUTB5BJc?...

Iron Man is productivity, Thanos is my big cozy bed, and earth is me😂😂

Cameron Winter - Cancer of the Skull Listen to Cancer of the Skull on TIDAL

just an unbelievable song