i said run it back, blackjack dropout

I was genetically engineered to be a friend for everything

when the ᵐᵒᵒⁿ hits your eye like a ˢᵐᵃˡˡ pizza pie, that's aⁿᵒᵗ ᵛᵉʳʸ ᵐᵘᶜʰe

[Tiny post] ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒᵒⁿ ˡᵒᵒᵏˢ ˢᵒ ᵇᵉᵃᵘᵗⁱᶠᵘˡ ᵗᵒⁿⁱᵍʰᵗ

Smoking the very same shit that Ken Burns

im in the pussy like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH GET ME OUTTA HERE !!!! SOMEBODY HELP ME !!!! HEEEEELPP!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

shorty who topple yr empire

(gupp post) everyon tokin at the drive thru

hotdog breakfast morning

i hope it's a wonderful day

let's circle back

i'll save on presents at least

maybe next time i'll get an invite to the wedding

just wading into the discourse to say: good morning

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

the shareholders shall hear of this

Saying "that's preposterous" and "such insolence" in the all-hands meeting when I hear that the team has not been consistently hitting all KPIs

not well enough and we'll never get the chance now

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a snail has died due to my folly. please observe a moment of silent mourning

(cucked weezer) whats with these homies kissing my girl......

What's a dentists favorite time of day?

A: depends on the dentist

they did foot stuff on a grape

great! hbd 🥳

let's see what coffee has in store for us today

good reminder

i make my footmen hold my bed aloft the entire time im sleeping every night and theyre getting really jacked

it's kind of whatever anyway

that's essentially the human condition

this must be mine, ty