don't get my hopes up

I haven't used the windows command line in over a decade.

I'm not doing anything sexy enough these days to warrant the terminal, tbqh. I'm just a middle-aged man that wants to do the basics.

I really like Linux Mint

But I'm never using the terminal, and you can't make me.

Fuck middle age srsly

I haven't drank in a while. I should have a beer with lunch.

*goes home and sleeps it off for two hours*

New, 100% whey tampons. 40% of your daily intake of protein.

I've bought tampons for fifteen years, but only today did I notice the ones I buy are "unscented".

Some come scented?

I'm surprised the wellness industry hasn't tried to grift this with pumpkin pie or vanilla scented tampons. They could Yankee Candle this shit.

Must be run by men.

Oh look, it's my kid when I tell him to get ready for school.

🍑🍆🤔#FYP #foryou #ShortsFeed #YouTubeShorts #Shorts #funny #Comedy #memes #Relatable #waitforit YouTube video by Isaak Wells

Well, fuck.

So I clicked this because "that looks like a Tilley Hat", and it was and he's Canadian.

So apparently wearing a Tilley hat can signal that you're Canadian. Good to know.

I have three.

Oh, they finally released this game? I just remember a neat trailer and it being in development hell for years.

HareBrained Scheme's Battletech takes a couple missions to get going, but then gets really damn good.

Native support for Linux too.

The Hype is real. Give it a try.

Oh, it's for a video game.

Fuck you.

This headline stinks of ChatGPT

What the hell? Why?

I get that more frequent trading is required to keep costs down, but partnering with the Musk is hella not the way to do that. Good lord.

How does Microslop not see that Valve and Linux are coming for their lunch in a big way?

Proton has made Linux Desktop attractive, optimization with AMD's open-source drivers is increasingly solid, and the Steam Deck and Steam Machine run on both.

Not even Amazon could take down Valve/Steam.

It would be incredibly considerate of Clavicular to die before I'm inevitably forced to learn who he is

Windows overwriting other bootloaders sometimes when dual booting on the same drive will never not be funny.

Windows is literally a virus.

Good lord PP is such a weasel

"Gender Fluid" isn't a liquid.

It doesn't mean, like, cum. Or anything.

Just paying it forward. You're welcome humankind.

y'all fukken ain't seen nothin' yet, hosers

The Amazons - Living A Lie [Official Lyric Video] YouTube video by The Amazons

Thank god, I don't know what The Amazons were shooting for on their last album, but they course-corrected on this one.

Apparently this ISN'T early Chris Chan

As much as it would fit

Far Cry 4's gladiator arena was nuts.

The 1st time you were dropped in against your will, murdering others to stay alive, surviving almost by luck.

Then you voluntarily keep returning out of some sick compulsion you can't explain. Like the carnage is now part of you, Deer Hunter style.

Twisted.

Turn of the millennium was a crazy time

The free balls of the free world

"The hope — is that future crews will have the bathroom kinks worked out."

Kind of disappointing to see the crew enduring kink shaming.

“I like to say that it is probably the most important piece of equipment on board.”

Uh... I dunno chief... you guys like fucking BREATHING?

Seems like a good a time as any to post this again.