I never post wips, I'm posting wips, I'm doing a little set of courtly fursonas- of course starting with the least courtly, the knights, the peasants, the jesters
Posts by Ahero Dogs
A comic. Emma is wearing a hospital gown in a nondescript white space. A voice says, “you’re so pretty.” She responds with irritation, “me? you must not have noticed my many flaws i'm actually large and awkward and lumpy and sweaty and i-” She is cut off mid-sentence by a corrective electric shock. “no,” says the voice. “i like your comics,” the voice says. Emma, who is still recovering from the shock, says without thinking, “you are so full of—“ before catching herself and amending to, “nnnice words,” but she can’t stop herself from adding, “but i genuinely can’t see my work as anything but trash and it makes me thínk less of you for liking—” She is cut off again by a shock. “no,” says the voice. The voice says, “you’re a good mom.” “Tha—“ says Emma, starting to contradict, before gritting her teeth and saying, “—ank you. That’s kind of you to say.” She holds her forced smile but flinches, anticipating another shock. Instead, the voice says, “you’re good at your job.” Emma, frustrated, yells, “what???” She quickly tries to add “a sweet thing to say,” but is cut off again by another shock.
a quick comic about deflection
I think even the puritanical dorks who think there's something wrong with seeing NSFW need to realize that the people claiming to care about that are not actually on your side. Attacks on smut are so frequently smoke screens for attacks on individual freedom/privacy/queerfolk/etc.
Utter bullshit that the companies most likely to fuck your post over for having advertiser unfriendly content are also THE most likely to try to sell you on getting an AI sexbot that looks like marge simpson. These mfs dont care about NSFW they just want a monopoly on it- its about control
I'm gonna be real the 18+ area is basically the only difference between a furcon and con centered around this shit
I took a bunch of the technically furry friends to a fur con for my birthday and it was so funny cuz they were like "oh we dont know what to expect what if we dont like it" only to find out the big reveal that if you like animals and art a furcon is gonna be pretty good for you.
Everyone needs to be friends with more harmless degen perverts, I myself *am* a harmless degen pervert and I still strive to find people who are weird little freaks in ways I am not. It's just good for you, I think. Bolsters you against moral panic.
An illustration styled like an old propaganda poster. A generic white guy in a suit is shaking hands with a generic furry poodling in a white-tank top and leather harness. There is red text reading "SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL FREAK TODAY" between them and "THEY'RE JUST LIKE YOU!" below them.
Who I Imagine is watching them Fruit Videos (Knowing Full Well that its probably actually just a lot of our moms/dads/uncles/etc.)
I feel like the reason that fruit love island slop is blowing up is because it's peak monkey posting. Oh, the animal who's eyes formed color perception around the goal of "eat mango" and whose brain is wired specifically to be obsessed with social dynamics is watching the Fruit Drama Slop? Yeah?
*holding smelling salts up to the canvaser* you were right the first time, i am sir, you’re ok, the tits dont mean anything, they’re deceivers hey now come back to me- just dont look down- also no Im not registered to vote in this county
Happy trans day of visibility this dog is trans and only passes from behind
please you called me sir when you tapped on my shoulder please don’t call me miss when I turn around and you see my massives stop looking down there stay with me bro
a digital illustration in the style of a relief print depicting a black cat in a defensive pose holding a torn and tattered transgender pride flag in its mouth as it looks directly towards the viewer. the background is purple with some specks of blue and pink showing through, and behind the cat is a black midground resembling grass or flames. the top right corner features a box with a caption reading "T.D.O.V."
DON'T LET THE BASTARDS GET YOU DOWN 🏳️⚧️
#art #tdov #transart
I had a lot of fun working on @satsumanikei.bsky.social :>
Remember, if you commission me you WILL be getting stupid files back
Now I get to do four hours of editing, and then, knowing that I HATE the idea of editing for a minute more than that I get to switch to art because my little mammal brain craves novelty and will start chewing on furniture if I don't give it over so its best for both of us to just plan around that.
but that kind of ruins the humor in the fact that the only reason I didn't horf through and then feel ill about an entire pan of butter mochi is because I hid the bag in my sock drawer where the horrible toddler that is me couldn't see it.
I could go all "trying to become a therapist" on this and say that grindset culture is a lot like diet culture in that is uses shame to sell products by making you feel inferior and that actually gently setting reasonable goals and being proud when you meet them nets better long term growth
All the grindset folks and the willpower maxxers have nothing to say that will ever be as effective as viewing myself like some sort of ill tempered toddler or zoo animal. "I woke up at 6 am to jog five miles" Well I'm gentle parenting my way into eating vegetables, we are not the same
An image of two convention badges for a furry con put next to each other to form a heart in the center reading EB+AD. On the left is Ahero Dogs, a large dark plum brown monster with large tusks, on the right is Eepy Bunny, a ram rabbit hybrid with curly hair covering her eyes.
I never posted me and the girl's conbadges~ We Did them Gay Style
*getting out the corkboard and string* I know what it looks like but this is genuinely just the best format to give you the news these days, I don't like it either
I will say that while everyone has made the "you dont need conspiracy theories just be mad at the government normal" joke it really doesn't give enough credit to how much of a tinfoil hat you feel like simply Recounting the News to someone who's been staying out of it for their mental health
I got actively mad watching someone eat crab in a youtube video (Because Crab is My Favorite Food and I am a Deeply Jealous animal) and in that moment a distant and bastardly neuron did fire and form a connection... I am the fat dog who has been rage baited
A wikigacha card for tentacle erotica
A wikigacha card for the fifth element
a wikigacha card for biting
a wikigacha card for cultural revolution
The Dwarf got the gang into wikigacha- here of some of my top pulls- the gang was going nuts for it there for a second and lemme say it's very funny being in a vc with three people saying the titles of random wiki pages with the tone of "I GOT CHARIZARD!!!"
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You may have shiny legendaries but I have Wet Coot
I'm very firm that people in their 30s should pregame Old Man/Old Lady hobbies.
I'm treating bird watching like Pokemon Snap, professor Oak would crave my Greater Egret
A loose sketch of a fanged monster
I'm trying not to get bogged down sketching everyone because I need like a hundred of these guys and drawing them all is a bad use of time, but here's my wittle baby chaos bobo Hgok Krev who will kill you if you sit still too long
It's also been a test in creating names that seem deific and also have no google presence and don't intrinsically feel too culturally specific. Which is I'd consider one of the fantasy writers hell dimensions. Like please my players yield unto this silly keysmash name reverence and awe
Text that reads Hel Bretlara Aliases The Botched, The Eater, The Starved Mother, The Wounded Womb Icons The setting moon, skeletons in coital positions, an open mouth with an infant placed in it, a jaguar eating a jaguar Domain Destruction and rebirth, recycling, decay, repurposing, wounded women Credited With Animals eating their young, ivory, vampirism Pronouns: She/her Abilities given Deception, inhuman strength, stronger teeth and nails, parasitic strength from eating others, healing from eating others Core Edicts Do not shy from death, eat or be eaten, use what you take Heresy embalming, prolonging life when dying has begun, tainting a corpse and making it inhospitable for the life that breaks down the dead
It turns out that homebrewing a tabletop game that requires me to make up ultra specific gods for every NPC is an exercise in seeing how metal I can make a given god's iconography.