sports mess is the best mess

is this like when a boy penguin gives a girl penguin a pretty rock to woo her?

this is the kind of weather where you just wanna crawl back into bed with a nice cuppa something and watch your stories until the soccer starts

Huna looking like he's on another plane of existence and I love that for him

Good day was good. Been a minute since I've felt this content.

Went to the bank, got the car washed & vacuumed it out, going on a bit of a scavenger hunt in a bit then early dinner and Project Hail Mary in IMAX

this day in washed - I recently bought a multipack of scrub mommy sponges and it came with a free special daddy caddy that has suction cups and I don't know how I've lived without one for so long

welp I finally found my villain origin story and it involves my laptop trying to brick itself out of nowhere while a kid directly below my apartment is living his best lift on a goddamn pogo stick

pryo party in hamburg!

This is one of the funniest fucking things I have ever seen in my life

it's all great but for me Copy of A is especially 🤌

hello mr handsome soccer man I am hiring

I've watched it work so yes!

VLR doesn't work on the newest (la croix can lookin ass) kits. the slightly older kits seem to do fine with the steam.

At least you didn't spend money on this experiment?

Sign for the Shon Tay professional center

Sashay

Last I heard nobody had been successful with any combination of stuff but it's been a couple of weeks now so maybe somebody has found a secret weapon

Sorry I was being one of those completely unhelpful reply guys :/

Use a garment steamer! irons can work but a steamer is a lot more gentle. doesn't work on all kits (the new Nike kits are horrible) but otherwise works a treat

have you ever made soft sourdough pretzels? soooo good.

Thiccc grey and white cat sleeping on a white fleece blanket

What I wouldn't do to sleep this deeply

UNFFFFF

I really really need Bayern to stop playing with their damn food so much

Nothing at LAX was built with the customer in mind

I'm gonna drink on the deck and look at the ocean and get seafood every night and play with my stupid metal detector in the sand and I'm turning off all my damn notifications for 48 hours

wave at Kalaloch for me!

thank yew. I swear it's like pulling teeth to get me to do something nice for myself most of the time

I just booked myself a place with a beach view in Oceanside for late May because I badly need to air myself out and I've earned it please clap

I know how we are lol

and then they'll show up and have a leg fall off 20 minutes into their first practice