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They used to look like this.

Heh heh, Greta!

The hero for our time.

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Humerus

Yay!

Fuck him.

She gives dumb blondes a bad name.

I'm thinking of starting an organization that kidnaps people who abandon their pets, takes them WAYYYYY out into the wilderness, and abandons THEM. Need some henchpeople, if anyone's interested...

He has a better voice than Billy Corgan 😜🎵

Is it safe?

Get on your "knees, son".

If I saw someone doing it in real life, like in front of me, I'd bust their chops. "Sorry, your Honor, couldn't help myself when I saw that guy hurting the poor dog!"

Yup, I’m all for “Get thee to a nunnery, Fucker Carlson.” Never want to see his stupid face again.

That’s why I don’t have TV.

I can answer the “Can cheese stink” one for you.

A cure for one deadly type of cancer is within reach. Well, it was. You might say the worm has turned…

Rain, Portland Street crossing Oxford Road, Manchester, painting by Rob Pointon.

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Been there. I spent a year smoking weed and writing down literally hundreds of great ideas (it was very good weed), but doing nothing with them (like I said, very good weed). Recently, I quit weed and got myself sorted with medication for my ADHD.

Amazing that they think there'll be no accountability.

Yeah, but worm brain DOESN'T know kung fu. Bets on he whips out a raccoon dick to defend himself with.

Swivel, Fucker Carlson.

Joseph Goebbels died, either from cyanide poisoning or gunshot to the head and then someone burned his body. If he hadn't killed himself, he would have been hanged at Nuremberg. I fervently wish for as colorful an ending for Stephen Miller when the time comes.

You have to set limits.

I've had several American friends jokingly-but-not-really-joking ask me if I have space in my basement for them, if and when the time comes that they feel they have to run. If the shit hits the fan, I'll make room.

Tim Rotten Apple.