Happy Earth Day.

nor should you! 😤

trust I seek, and I find in soup
every day for us, something soup

The message of the Right reacting to Virginia is the same as the message of "2020 was rigged": no victory by anyone but us is ever legitimate. We are the only ones allowed to win.

These people are cartoon villains entitled to no respect and no trust. Rabid dogs.

now they can hear all sorts of things!

lady wearing a shirt that has been badly edited to say "I joined BlueSky and all I got was blocked by the technical advisor who tried to cool his phone off in a pool and also this jpeg of a t-shirt"

his handle is "why" because he refuses to understand "why" so many people rightly hate him

make that 306, matey - and count me among them! 😁

but it's not nearly as wide of a margin as it used to be

it was, and just like their printers, no one could use them to form meaningful connections

and churros with muscle relaxers *in* them, if you know the right people to talk to

patrick star and mr krabs from spongebob are standing next to each other Alt: Patrick Star from SpongeBob Squarepants does not approve of this terrible pun (but he secretly does)

take my like, curse you 😆

it's called Cape Disappointment because it turns out there wasn't even a single Dead Man in that Cove

she laser on my disc til I betamaxx

whoever made that "wrong about AI" list should ask ChatGPT to explain the meaning of the phrase "methinks thou doth project too much"

they'd get an entirely incorrect response, which would give us even more reason to laugh at them

so long as I draw breath, none shall know of your presence 🫡

she is very soft and would very much like to be your friend! 😁

a black-and-white cat named Sushi is lying in a shrimp-adjacent position on an orange towel on a tile floor

ask and ye shall receive, traveler! have a Sushi, seen here practicing her shrimp form

whoa

every day i am reminded that we are not stuck on this website with them, but they sure as hell are stuck here with us

introspection? they don't have nearly enough Claude tokens available to do that

I mean, "Yankland" *might* work because we gave the world "Weird Alfred" Yankovic

at first glance, somehow, all I read was "audiobooks" and "The Hork Bajir Chronicles" and I thought you were listening to an audiobook about the time the author's cat made a really weird noise before throwing up or something 😅

may his dogs turn on him, do what must be done, and then quickly find themselves in loving homes

... I'm more surprised that I didn't know Hannah Montana Linux was a thing before this post than I am by the fact that it is a thing

Ahahahahaha what do you mean the TECHNICAL ADVISOR to Bluesky just blocked over 300k users by following an ANTI-AI, AI HATERS blocklist.

Embarassing.

even as a historian of ancient memes, this post reminded me of just how old the Leeroy Jenkins meme is... I expect my elderly body will crumble back into the sands of time at any moment 👴

if that child gets suspended, at least he'll have chicken

well, I'll be damned. I learned something today 😲

I mean, there are people out there who took an LLM's advice at face value and used glue to make cheese stick to their pizza... there are cases where, in my view, we ought to just let natural selection take its course