Narita Top Road just totally NTR'd poor dasca and mcqueen at the kikuka sho 3 times in a row, eating all my clocks...
RIP dasca. mcqueen you could've tried harder as my rival :/
I didn't wanna buy a recovery skill bc my hints weren't good yet :(
Gains points for the Drew Barrymore standin having a nice ass, loses points for awful moaning and removing the cloak before any sex happened.
On the one hand, I'm glad this Scream gay porn parody I found is at least by someone who has seen the movie. On the other hand. It's directly reusing the exact lines, so I'm distracted from impending anal sex by reminiscing about the movies delivery and acting. Ehh I'll skim through
just realized I had an intense dream about buying yeast at the grocery store and do not in fact have any yeast :/
What is it with the British and their insistence on intentionally mispronouncing foreign words they know damn well how to say (this is about paella. if you like eating it so much why not say it properly, streamer. saying pa ellah is unforgivable)
The owner looking very concerned while working on his laptop in the corner makes me a bit worried for the future of this restaurant, but the beautiful brunette waitress with the bubbly personality is too distracting for me to care
Also the yogurt pops are okay but may need to play with ratios
Plain one was yummy and had a nice crunchy ice texture :)
Will try yogurt version later tonight
I can send emails, oh shit for real comic edited to say "Oh black cherry plum flavored juice blend, I'm just feeling real low" "I can make popsicles" "Oh shit, for real?"
tomorrow me better thank tonight me. popsicle molds were on sale at the grocery store the other week and I've frozen juice cubes so why not. also mixed greek yogurt into half of them bc yolo I think this works
Ooh, I wonder if I could do a coffee pop somehow...
strangest things happen when you happen to get high. Heard the good sir crying monstrously near the back patio door, and I thought he was mad at his reflection in the glass
But it moved independently. There was another cat that looked just like him out there. He hasn't got out lately, so he's him
My body is. Not cooperating but that's a me problem. It didn't need the full charge time for the first charge, and it packs a punch. Audible, but not as loud as reviews led me to believe.
Just need the stars to align (empty house + libido revival)
In roughly 3 hours I get to find out if I got my money's worth (also this thing is HUGE I thought it would be like banana size. it's like double banana length)
Huh I got a free mini vibrator with a few heads included with my expensive wand. It doesn't look very fun (hard plastic) but I may as well rustle up a AA battery and find out sometime (it came with multiple heads so one oughta be ok)
bad dream. I was at a wedding (bride and groom unknown) with my immediate family and there was a straight woman there who infamously directed a horrendous film about gay men without consulting anyone and I strangled her while questioning which was counterintuitive. No one cared bc she wore white
I got this stupid cute nasa long sleeve cotton tshirt new with tags for 5 bucks at a thrift store and I look up the brand and all their long sleeves cost 80 dollars. god damn. also they apparently do not produce this design anymore
welp that explains why it's actually nice cotton
why exactly 251. I've gotten this before and not noticed I guess I'll check the other varieties when I go shopping next
cleaned up that scavprowl sketch a bit ๐
#valveplug #constructiprowl
I think if you want to see women and/or F/F more in fandom spaces, then you have to be okay with ppl talking about female characters the way they talk about male characters. which in some cases involves hypersexual language or imagining violence against them
i need to start dodging stationary objects I ran my arm into the outward corner of a wall pretty hard and now I've got a 3-4 inch vertical bruise that's starting to hurt
Better than the time i accidentally punched a corner and turned my finger into one long bruise ig
I just get frantic and pace
recentlyish got turned onto chia seeds and man idk how they get away with charging like 4$ per chia seed drink when the same price will get you 12 oz of dried seeds which is basically a million and you can put it in whatever you want instead of the Juice Flavored Drinks it's usually sold in
dreamt that I was at a resort hosting an anime convention and I found a cheap bit awesome pair of ai & yusaku prize figures but after I picked up ai some bitch grabbed yusaku :/
and then the killer showed up
just bit the bullet on a pricey wand that's supposed to last years since I had a gift card to use for like 1/3 the price
this will fix me (going a little bonkers from no vibrator. going from 1 to none is brutal)
made overripe plantain and butterscotch chips sugar cookie bar
no pics bc ugly and it stubbornly stays goopy but. very sweet and delicious. I think I gave myself a headache from sugar :(
I need to go grocery shopping soon, maybe I'll mix the leftovers into yogurt as a sweetener
pitch for a baseball movie people will actually watch: stripping to finance the team. they all have dumptrucks it's only right
oops all berries cereal box photoshopped to say oops all posts with a pinball for the captain and posts for the berries
how pinball has been going today
Mooooo~~๐๐ #megop
if xavier von xmen is the ball save mechanic in xmen pinball do not also make him facepalming the mission fail screen. like c'mon man are you truly beholden to the laws of what is considered a legal ball save. YOU try playing this fuckass pinball
I am so sorry for doubting you king
It's hot and delicious and SOOO good (hawaiian with hot honey drizzle. it doesn't belong on everything but it belongs on Hawaiian pizza. If toppings weren't so expensive I would've gotten jalapenos too)
I think my delivery driver is chilling in the parking lot letting my pizza cool bc I didn't pretip? man I never got delivery while it was a decent experience and now it's all enshittified
godspeed you! black emperor arcade cabinet. it has one vertical wheel and a single button.
get a bitch (gender neutral) who can survive the first set of railings in GY!BE
not me. I am not that bitch. I am the bitch who wilded out on 1950s Batman and Robin TV show pinball
and was less good at Elvira pinball bc her boobs are a black hole. couldn't keep my eye on the ball
