sarah wojdylak

@petersagal.bsky.social Hi Peter Sagal! BIG fan of Wait wait dont tell me. Tell Carl I said hi and would fill in for his voice if he ever retired ;) Sarah Wojdylak Sarahwojdylak.com

Ugh

The Democrats will write a strongly worded letter and then sit around in committees with their thumbs up their asses. Don't worry, they got this.

But what should the podcast be called?

Lil Nas X Breaks Silence on Arrest and Felony Charges: 'That Was F-cking Terrifying' Lil Nas X breaks silence on his arrest after pleading not guilty to four felony charges for allegedly assaulting police officers.

Lil Nas X has broken his silence after his recent arrest.

“That was fucking terrifying. That was terrifying. That was a terrifying last four days. But your girl is gonna be alright.”

We all put chip crumbs on our omelettes because of The Bear, right?

No One Else Is Singing My Song - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend" YouTube video by racheldoesstuff

youtu.be/r1GwEkQ5Sro

Wow who knew "screw diversity" wasn't a lucrative business model (in addition to being racist and sexist and and and). Step down, bitch. Trip on your way out.

yeah I'll incorporate AI into my workflow. the workflow of my butt

Dear Hiring Managers, I cannot pay my electric bill. It took 2 days to pick a pope. What the fuck are you doing? All the best.

Florence + The Machine - Everybody Scream (Official Music Video) YouTube video by FlorenceMachineVEVO

Everybody scream
youtu.be/03iBgkXb1EE

Time too. I forgot time.

Silly caller, UPMC steals money and souls and data, not bones

The key to living healthy is to eat nothing but candybars for 3 days and then anything you do afterward will seem healthy.

Oh thank fuck everything is a writing exercise instead of doing anything

Feeling in my body, way down deep inside me
I try not to fight it (Describe it!) Alright
A few things start to happen, my vision starts to flatten
My heart, it gets to tappin', and I think I'm gonna die

If you say "Mental Health" 3 times in a mirror, a wellness grifter will appear in front of you and tell you to buy what they're selling.

A petition to change Mike Kelly's (R-PA) name to Mouthfart Kelly (R-PA). Anyone?

Screenshot of a news article from the Politics section. The text discusses concerns from UPMC staffers who believe the hospital prematurely restricted gender-affirming care due to administrative threats, potentially endangering young patients. Behavioral health therapist Kailey Andrew shares experiences with suicidal trans teens, noting research showing hormone therapy can reduce depression and suicidality in young trans people. Andrew describes the difficulty of no longer being able to refer patients for gender-affirming treatment and feeling pressured to give misleading statements to teens in crisis, which they refuse to do.

UPMC in Pennsylvania is expecting their providers to lie to trans patients and tell them their healthcare is illegal, even when they're at risk of suicide.

newrepublic.com/article/1988...

For funsies you should call Mike Kelly's DC office and ask them for a statement on what happened at Emilianos (202) 225-5406

I've been inspired by some fake kidneys full of kidney beans.

I'm at Dicks Sporting Goods
I'm at UPMC
I'm at the combination Dicks Sporting Goods UPMC

Don't forget to leave a bunch of kittens and whales out for Taylor tonight

The Severance Board speaker for no reason

I think the Aero360 reset my soul

Jon Stewart - Go Fuck Yourself Choose your preferred music service

New song of the summer? "Go F**k Yourself" is now streaming on all major music platforms: stem.ffm.to/jsgfy

Nm. I called them and while we agreed UPMC was a terrorist organization, there's nothing anyone can do.