Lyrical content In "Detachable Penis," frontman John S. Hall recites a deadpan monologue in which he portrays the owner of the titular penis. After a night of heavy drinking, the narrator awakens to find his penis is missing, which has happened on similar occasions. He looks for it in his apartment, calls the place where the party was to see if they had found it, and asks some people that were also at the party. Despite his best efforts, he is unable to recover his penis. Depressed, he goes to Kiev Restaurant for breakfast. He then encounters a street vendor who is in possession of the missing penis. He negotiates the price and buys his penis back for $17 ($37.00 in 2023). He cleans and reattaches it at home.[3]

TIL the Wikipedia entry for Detachable Penis adjusts for inflation

i've been saying this constantly for over 10 years now. i doesn't land too often, but i think it can make a comeback.

no job, no partner… in many respects i am similar to the masterless ronin, which is very sexy and employable of me when you think about it

dril clowned on adam sessler so hard in real time that adam deleted his account like two minutes after this

every time i do a rewatch i'm blown away that andor actually exists. what a show.

I bring a sort of "Can I get my ship back" Vibe to Izu province that Toranaga don't really like

lmao

deadlifts for the man who lifted up from the dead amirite

American Studies, or

Big fan of making games specifically to make this guy mad

DUNE PART TWO (2024):

There's an old saying in Sietch Tabr — I know it's in Jacurutu, probably in Sietch Tabr—that says, may thy knife chip—shatter on you... If thy knife chips it won't get chipped again.

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MLB: The Show allows you to pretend the Pittsburgh Pirates would carry a 250M payroll and men are drawing the realism line at playable female characters?

it's the struggle with the lightsaber in TLJ but I put a Cerveza Cristal in the center

"Don't do this, Ben."

alright who's got the connections to let me interview tony gilroy

i don't know if a movie has ever made me feel triumph and dread simultaneously before. those final 45 minutes were something else.

dune 2 on thursday. oh boy.

at this point half my playtime in cyberpunk is in photo mode

I don't know what's wrong with me

du är jättecool imo

feeling the urge to start another cyberpunk playthrough

i closed my tab here and forgot about this place for a couple weeks. oops.

just remembered it is now an election year. rip.

the painting on the left is incredible, but unfortunately has deteriorated over time. thankfully, with the power of modern AI, we can recreate what this amazing work of art once looked like in full

Steamboat Willie Mickey piloting the doomed Titan submersible.

NO, MICKEY!

🐋 #amonthofdick

dudes rock and related phrases

why is inspirobot so horny???

i do not, however, love what they did to poor alistair. why does he look like that