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Posts by I’m the Problem, it’s B

Nothing sexy about that application or removal but to each their own!

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Adorable peep toe wedges. Duh.

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Suit up, boo. Your jumpsuit awaits.

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Few things excite me less than the idea of applying boob tape to attend a fundraiser this evening.

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I must admit we could not find a better partner in crime for this session of Smart Crazy.

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I need more women clients. If you need therapy in Mo, holla at me.

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Full moon sure is hanging on today.

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Thank you!! 🥹

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Thank you. That warmed my heart all over again!

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I responded to more people with suicidal thoughts and plans today than I have in my entire career. I do not know what’s in the air, but go hug someone. Maybe a crisis clinician.

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I got the most perfect surprise in the mail from @realunderogkc.bsky.social to fancy up my office. Or something like that. 🤗

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I mean I don’t know much about malaria because it was largely eradicated in the US til DeSantis took office but I haven’t heard *good* things.

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That too.

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Thank you!! Not a redeeming quality to be found. Now malaria’s back in Florida, which tbh makes sense, but I think we should kill them all now. Mosquitos, not Floridians.

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You’re not gross! You’re not sweet… you are like a margarita, a little salty and sour and cold. (And I love you.) 🤣😅

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Tonight I am here to file a grievance against every single mosquito that has ever existed since they flew out of the primordial ooze. Also ovaries, because I only get bitten when my hormones are seeping through my skin.

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Honestly nothing could make more sense.

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It is the fullest of moons, my friends.

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Woman wearing a tshirt that says “Equality hurts no one” and the word equality is comprised of representations of marginalized groups such as the trans flag and a wheelchair

Woman wearing a tshirt that says “Equality hurts no one” and the word equality is comprised of representations of marginalized groups such as the trans flag and a wheelchair

Tuesday reminder.

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A meme that reads People Don't need to be sober and drug-free to deserve food, shelter and kindness.

A meme that reads People Don't need to be sober and drug-free to deserve food, shelter and kindness.

I lifted this from another place but it is a perfect gold star.

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Chef’s kiss. The show, not the dick. Okay, that too.

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I got in a little tiff at work today and the only petty move I can find involves working tonight. This is really testing my values.

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Introduce yourself with:
One book
One movie
One album

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A sign reads “I’m not interested in competing with anyone. I hope we all make it.”

A sign reads “I’m not interested in competing with anyone. I hope we all make it.”

My brand:

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I went in with the same perspective. It really is gorgeous - excited for you!

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I don’t believe so, but who knows what I could have gotten ahold of if I’d sought medical attention. 🤣

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It’s one of my very favorite places.

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What I’m seeing is that my sting could have been so much worse.

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Screencap from Barbie with the character Barbie and the text “do you guys ever think about how the mental health crisis could actually be prevented if the Government addressed the issues in society that make people's mental health worse?”

Screencap from Barbie with the character Barbie and the text “do you guys ever think about how the mental health crisis could actually be prevented if the Government addressed the issues in society that make people's mental health worse?”

Why yes, yes I do think about this.

Thank you for asking.

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Text stating “you are the protagonist in a dystopian apocalyptic horror movie so act like it” across a background of a vaguely apocalyptic scene

Text stating “you are the protagonist in a dystopian apocalyptic horror movie so act like it” across a background of a vaguely apocalyptic scene

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