Aged like whole milk

Is that Jeffrey Epstein?

J.D. Vance as Death going down a series of doors marked Pope Francis, Iran negotiations, Viktor Orban’s re-election and U.S. midterms.

JD keeps on delivering

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Shoulder missiles?

So it is/was a war.

Looks authentic

Adolf Hitler was arguably the most controversial nominee for the Nobel Peace Prize in history. Swedish Member of Parliament E.G.C. Brandt had nominated him for the prize in 1939 (...) Shortly thereafter, Brandt explained that it was a satire and withdrew the nomination.

Steglitz ❤️

Zweig mit rötlichen Knospen im Vordergrund, an denen Regentropfen hängen; der Hintergrund ist unscharf und zeigt eine graue, regnerische Stadtszene mit hohen Gebäuden.

Regen/Regentag #Fotovorschlag

Don't threaten me with a good time

Like in "Purple Reign"

*Federal Republic of Germany 1955

TACO

There should be an "I don't buy it" button

The time has come to unfollow CNN, I guess
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The author's name is larger than the title. That's a giveaway.

With tears in his eyes

By the day = ~2 weeks from now

Omg. #nichtmeinkanzler

Was habe ich verpasst? Echt schlimme Zeiten, jede Minute scheint irgendwo die Scheiße den Ventilator zu treffen.

Things that never happened, part 234762

There's always a tweet.

Watching both sides of this war blatantly manipulate the US stock market is maddening.

The Trump War Glossary: What He *Really* Means About Iran Keeping up with Mr. ‘I Have the Best Words’ as he twists the English language.

The easiest way to decode Trump's words is to simply flip their meaning

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump Robert Mueller just died. Good, I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Wenn man das liest und sich in Erinnerung ruft, wie Hotzo für seinen Bus-Tweet angegriffen wurde, muss man schon herzhaft lachen

The wrong guy died today.

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