on the one hand it sucks being in that state of hungry and i hope it won’t last long

on the other hand 😳💦💦💦

Settlers of Catan (with the Cities & Knights expansion)

King Natalie can press a grilled cheese down against the hot surface it’s grilling on with her dick and it turns out perfect every time

ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ

There’s a Lyra to use as a base in Miitopia, if memory servers 👀

I’m having a hard time parsing this post but it contains “my Dave” and “broken” and “funny” so it’s automatically a banger 😖👍👍

FAVORED FOR MY FLAVOR BY THE GODDESS OF ALL THINGS, that’s one hell of a blessing 🍖💦💦💦

I made @carpetnotbig.bsky.social into my first food item

Stacy and Lily at the cafe together drooling over a Dunkin' Dave.

stacy PLEASE.

@colwag.bsky.social used some sort of projection thing to trace me off of that spitty comm for the purpose of crimes

dave in his natural habitat

Dave is easily downloadable off of Miitopia, for what it’s worth 👀

…although other uses have also been found for him by @colwag.bsky.social 😰

Your island residents about to be exceptionally well fed 😖💦💦

@colwag.bsky.social used some sort of projection thing to trace me off of that spitty comm for the purpose of crimes

dave in his natural habitat

Dave is easily downloadable off of Miitopia, for what it’s worth 👀

…although other uses have also been found for him by @colwag.bsky.social 😰

important additions

the car from season 3 of revolutionary girl utena as it appears at the end of the absolute destiny apocalypse elevator sequence

a bike had to sub in because there are no cars in the game to sit ominously/drive shirtless on top of instead

A VAST TOMB LIES OVER ME IN PALETTE TOWN, OF SUCH DIMENSIONS, OF SUCH EXQUISITE BEAUTY AS NO OTHER SHADE CAN BOAST.

TO DO:
• add fancy waterfalls at the bottom
• build wacky unreachable island floating menacingly over the top
• make some sort of rose-esque pattern on the arena with painted tiles
• repaint the arch thing to match better
• maybe the elevator goes down too so it can do the black rose thing
• bells??

Or if it’s the first two seasons

So I’m thinking of building an academy type area on top of the mountain where you find the Seafoam Island Creation Kit, inspired by the fountain plaza kit, which I figured I’d put in the middle of it

But then I figured: why settle?

ZETTAI
UNMEI
MOKUSHIROKU

bare elven thigherpower brought to bear 💦💦

lower on the hierarchy and directly subservient not to you but to your thighs. i mean also lower on the hierarchy than you as a whole but also just less important and bound in servitude to a mere part of you. literally less important than your thighs. the rights of your thighs are far above my own

can’t decide right now if i need to be pinned by thigh or smothered by thigh or crushed by thigh or made into more thigh

hierarchy of needs pyramid but the whole thing is labeled “friend group whose stomachs all audibly growl upon seeing me”

walk into the room and anyone who sees or smells me instantly salivates. tummy whining like Pavlov just rang his bell. that hunger you’re feeling is true friendship

well past one in the morning and i’m drifting to sleep thinking about dying in your gut

my relief of making it past the Stella Room turning to horror as i then encounter the Mirrored Stella Room

well stab me in the face with lasers

cuz you trapped me against your taint while you slept and told me i’d die screaming for mercy if you didn’t wake with morning wood (and then fed me to your drooling shaft anyway and mocked me while I slid sobbing down into your balls and died screaming as they mercilessly churned me into enby cum) ☠️

a chocolate covered ice cream bar with a bite taken out of it on a stick . ALT: a chocolate covered ice cream bar with a bite taken out of it on a stick .

FOFO9.]+|GKGG]11IAQL.QOAkzn/OEKOAX7KK’x-8&HH1919kOkAY YES LTHAT’S A FAIR POINN🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧💧🫧💦🍖🫧🍖🫧🍖🍖🍖🫧🍖💦💦🍖🍖🫧🫧🍖🍖🍖🍖💦💦