Tippett didn’t make an immediate splash with the Panthers (33 pts in 94 games), so FLA went 🤷‍♂️, considered him disposable, and sold low.

A scene from MTV’s The State in which Doug, played by Michael Showalter, is saying “I’m outta here”

Forget it. I’m outta hheeeere.

RIP Tony

Now it’s too late, you’re entering Managua

If you had brought your surfboard, you could surf Nicaragua

Album cover for Sacred Reich’s “Surf Nicaragua”

Today’s listening, going with a (still relevant) classic.

Sacred Reich - Surf Nicaragua

#nowplaying #metalsky #sacredreich

Oh, I see Oilers and Ducks have chosen insanity for their series, too. Cool.

It’s even worse with the newer ios keyboards. Been using these things for years, but I swear they’re way less accurate now.

If I don’t triple check everything… it all coims ouut aas gibbbersih.

We’re committed, but there are reasonable limitations. That’s the line, right there lol.

I can dig it. Life is hard, the world is hard. Celebrate the things that you should. You successfully completed another trip around the sun. Yeah, make a week of it.

Happy Birthday!

It’s the empty lot across the street. That way when they spontaneously combust, everyone else can still access the highway normally.

I hope these assholes are still playing when I wake up in the morning.

And I’m a late riser lol.

I prefer 7 long punishing games. Preferably 6OT or more.

I turned away from the Oilers Ducks game to watch the Canes Sens OT and the Oilers were up 2-0.

I come back and they are down 3-2. Classic Oilers!

He rock bottomed him? That’s a finisher.

All goals are reviewed by league office anyway, right?

If they see it’s offside by an egregious enough degree to spot before the puck is dropped, they blow the in area horn. That gets rid of the Duchene goals that started all this.

If they don’t find anything in that amount of time, play goes on.

Yeah, I unmute it for EJ content, otherwise I’m listening to the other game.

Two things can be true at the same time. Source: am currently experiencing lol

a man in a suit and tie is screaming with his mouth open in front of an exit sign . Alt: a man in a suit and tie is screaming with his mouth open in front of an exit sign .

Getting shutout by the Flyers, down 2-0. This is cool, this is fine.

Hellripper hell yes

Motörhead - Shine (Official Audio) YouTube video by Motörhead Official

Motörhead - Shine

youtu.be/MAG-3xkR7cc?...

Greetings!

Flyer on Flyer crime. My favorite kind.

a blonde woman in a red and white shirt is standing in front of a printer . Alt: Miss Katys telling the guys to CLEAN IT UP

WTF Pens!?

Did Sid call up Nate for tips on how to power play badly and give up shorthanded goals!?

There’s an occasional gem, but I don’t care for any interviews mid game. Let them do their jobs and talk to them after. I don’t even like intermission ones.

*loudly sniffs and huffs*

“We gotta get pucks deep, we’re doing a good job/need to do a better job, y’know, 200 feet…”

*sniff sniff huff*

I saw COC in ‘95 opening for Megadeth on the Youthanasia tour.

Unfortunately, I can’t tell you if they were any good or not. It was in a cavernous old arena in the nosebleeds. Megadeth sounded pretty okay(ish), but COC was all fuzzy crunching cement reverb up there.

A real shocker, I know lol.

Album cover for Corrosion of Conformity “Good God / Baad Man”

Today’s listening. Continuing to work through the backlog.

Corrosion of Conformity - Good God / Baad Man

#nowplaying #metalsky #corrosionofconformity

The Onion *and* Tim Heidecker running the new InfoWars? There’s nothing about this that isn’t fantastic. What a colossal W. Yeah, I’ll dip in there.

Listen, I just want to go to InfoWars. I actually want to go to InfoWars more than I want to go to The Onion. I heard there's a trap door.

When in doubt, always the logical choice

I would ask if you’re fluent in Tikkanese, but that’s a nonsense question because no one is lol